The development of the "Combat Defense Lawyer"

From an interesting piece by Brendan Miniter on the Wall Street Journal Opinion Journal (here titled "When Mirand Met Osama":

When I met with Mr. Hunter, it was impossible to foresee the kerfuffle over a letter that had not yet been written. But the chairman pointed out that it was a JAG (though not one of the officers who signed the letter), who persuaded him to support the president's legislation. In setting up terrorist tribunals the administration has two options. It can adopt the Uniform Code of Military Justice, the same body of law used to court-martial soldiers, in its entirety or with certain exceptions. This is the path Sens. Graham and McCain want the administration to take. Or it can write a new set of laws specifically designed to handle unlawful combatants.

Before making up his mind on which direction the administration should take, Mr. Hunter asked military officials testifying before his committee a very simple question: If terrorists apprehended on the battlefield are to be tried under the UCMJ, when will the right to an attorney kick in? The answer, Mr. Hunter learned, is about when soldiers have a suspected al Qaeda operative "spread eagled over the hood" of a HMVEE. It was clear to him then that the legal code for military tribunals "has to be something custom made for the war on terror."

Soon, in a combat theater near you, the 82nd Airborne will be dropped into combat against terrorists. Additional aircraft will drop into combat the 666th Combat Defense Attorney Brigade (the legendary C-DABS). As each trooper in the 82nd lines up a shot at a terrorist aiming at him, one set of the 666th CDAB attorneys will file a motion with the Combat Field Judge asserting that the trooper is about to violate the rights of the jihadist at whom he is aiming. The trooper's counsel will point out the imminent danger faced by his client and will assert "self defense" - meanwhile, the jihadist is blazing away at the trooper, ignoring the temporary injunction papers being waved at him by the Combat Marshal.

Other members of the terrorist group are gunning down members of the 666th Brigade as they try to present their business cards and establish an attorney-client relationship. Eventually the terrorists run out of ammunition only to discover that their AK-47s have not come close to being able to damage the American military as will the legal system about to invoked on their behalf by American law.

CDAB deaths will always be high, but given the ever-increasing number of American law schools cranking out an endless stream of unnecessary attorneys looking for work, the losses will be quickly replaced.

Just Response

As a proud and practicing Catholic, I fully support responding to threats to kill the Pope by reinstating the regimini militantis ecclesiae.

I am open to suggestions

I have a bit of a problem. If you might have some suggestions onhow to assist a two year old with leukemia - in Kabul - please leave it in the comments here.

I sure hope I can help.

What Korean Progressives Really Think

The conclusion of the US-Korea summit between President Roh Moo-hyun of South Korea and President Bush of the United States ended with the US and Korean presidents agreeing to hand over war time control of the Korean military back to South Korea. The issue of handing over war time control has led to massive pro-US protests in South Korea against the ruling government of the likes that has equalled past anti-US protests in Korea. Polls show that roughly 66% of the Korean population is against the hand over and wish to maintain a strong US-ROK alliance. The current Korean government is so unpopular that their party has lost all recent congressional elections and President Roh himself sits with an approval rating of 14%. So who exactly are these so called South Korean "progressives" who swept into power due to a wave of anti-Americanism in Korea in 2002 and have in only four years nearly destroyed the US-ROK alliance?

This interview with the ruling party lawmaker about a recent anti-US movie that premiered in Korea, should tell you all you need to know about these ruling "progressives":

Anbar Tribes Unite Against AlQueda

via Houston Cronicle

By KHALID AL-ANSARY and ALI ADEEB
New York Times

BAGHDAD, IRAQ - ..Twenty-five of about 31 tribes in Anbar... have united against insurgents and gangs that are "killing people for no reason," said the tribal leader, Sheik Abdul Sattar Buzaigh al-Rishawi.

"We held a meeting earlier and agreed to fight those who call themselves mujahedeen," al-Rishawi said. .... Those terrorists claimed that they are fighters working on liberating Iraq, but they turned out to be killers."