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"Gee, they must have thought I was a Mime!"

"Would you like fries with your char-broiled burger, missuer?"

Damn. McDonald's coffee is too hot.

Apparently, they misunderstood the meaning of “drive-through”.

"Sorry, No fries today. We seem to have had a problem with our fryer..."

Having recently converted to Islam, Mohammed al-McDonald states "We will no longer be serving the McRib sandwich".

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"Photographs obtained by RAI (NYT) from the Studies Centre of Human Rights in Fallujah (Paris), show the bodies of dozens of Fallujah residents (Aka Ronald) whose skin has been dissolved or caramelised by the effects of the phosphorus shells. The use of incendiary weapons against civilian targets is banned by treaty. George Bush doesn't care about Ronalds!!!!!!!"

"Sure it looks a little burnt, kids. That's why its called the Dollar Menu."

Just sitting here waiting to be decapitated.

This for T-Rock who can't take a joke:

"Say dirka dirka jihad one more time..."

All of those made me laugh too hard. Now I've got nothing. *sigh*

Although a disgruntled Hamburglar did manage to run through the fast-food security checkpoint before detonating his car bomb, Ronald's new explosion-proof clown suit ensured that he indeed had the last laugh.

Rioters turn McDonald's into a smoke house.

Greyhawk- I just wanted to let you know that I haven't been able to send trackbacks to Mudville for the past two days.

Maybe more Typepad issues?

Upon discovering that they had run out of the #4 Double Cheeseburger Combo, an enraged Michael Moore stormed out of McDonald's leaving a swath of destruction in his wake.

The Supreme Court of France ruled today that blighted private property in the nation can be turned over to private individuals for redevelopment. Hoping to redevelop this run down McDonalds are a group of immigrant businessmen from North Africa that wish to start a small factory making propellant, pipes, wires, small fantails, and demolition materials. A planning board has ruled the property forfeit to the redeveloper group. A spokesmen for the group stated, "Allah be praised. We are so pleased that the French court saw the wisdom of looking to international law, namely the US Supreme Court ruling on Kelo v. New London, Connecticut in making their decision. Allah willing we will have our new business in full production by the end of the month. Allah Akbar."

Tried to trackback to ya. Got the ol' "Pinging too fast" rejection.

"I'm Loving it."

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My linkback didn't get listed
http://donsurber.blogspot.com/2005/11/beer-throwing-lawyers-open-post.html
(Beer-Throwing Lawyers & Open Post)

Seeing as how this is an "Open Post," I thought I'd take this opportunity to question whether Greyhawk gives a rat's ass about the troops or whether this site exists to do nothing but shill for whatever the Bush administration decides to do.

To wit, what about the cancellation of the $15,000 re-enlistment bonuses promised to the troops? How do they expect to recruit people in the future when they break those kids of promises?

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/247264_guardx05.html

"Have you had a break (in) today?"

Oh well, I'm glad Wilson is here to defend the troops when Greyhawk won't. Obviously, unsubstantiated allegations, falsehoods, exaggerations and slander (see previous posts) is exactly what they need to keep their morale up.

Bravo!

"The Intifadae? They went that a way ... to collect their welfare checks...

DES PLAINS, IL -- McDonalds corporate officers, including Ronald McDonald himself, are investigating a disasterous failed experiment in their test kitchen.

Unnamed, costumed sources tell this reporter that the experiment was an attempt to emulate Burger King's flame-broiling process at microwave speeds.

My trackbacks aren't being accepted. It says that I'm sending them too quickly (huh?). Here's my attempted trackback:

Caring for the Warfighters

"...And I am struck by the fact that as much as my heart aches for each case of severe injury our military is coping with, getting to know someone who's living it hour by hour is another matter entirely. The desire for a way to magically fix it all becomes almost overwhelming."

The link above isn't working. It's: http://fuzzilicious.blogspot.com/2005/11/caring-for-warfighters.html

(If you're old enough to remember the tune, sing along!)

McDonalds will be like this place
Jihadis in your face
Car bombs right through the door
Mayhem out on the floor
McDonalds that's right down your street
Will be like this someday ...

... if guys like Wilson get - their - way

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The AP is reporting that President George W. Bush is to blame for soldiers being killed in Iraq because he refused to make Humvees out of Ronald McDonald armor.

Until the Haloscan server quiets down, I'll post this link here: Greyhawk really wants one of these! :)

"They f*** you at the drive thru!"