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Maybe it's the suicide bombings. Those tend to bring you down.
Offer more virgins.
Update: Through my various connections I've obtained the letter. Here's an excerpt for now, edited for strong language:
Dude, WTF? That DVD copy of Kingdom of Heaven sucked camel a#$. The guys are (urinated). The sound was crap (5.1 surround my a@$!!) and the cameraman must have been an infidel, because his drunkenness is the only explanation for that jitery camera. The fall of Jerusalem inspired no one, because though we heard the muffled sound of battle the view was of the cameraman's shoes. It was all I could do to stop Omar from declaring a Fatwa against you on the spot. I know - "There's a jihad on - we're all making sacrifices" but it's wearing thin. By the way, we caught Akbar reading something called Daily Kos when he was suposed to be uploading hostage video to our website. We were going to cut his hands off but he got us to look at this site and now I think it should be on the approved list. Turns out there are many such web sites that might really turn the morale problem around, this Kos site links them all. A lot of our guys are commenting there now too. Check it out.
