Somepeople have entirely too much time on their hands. Stop having fun!

This is the funniest thing I've seen in days! Instapundit has links to others now, and the drink alert is definitely in effect before you click.

They blow up retarded kids and kidnap GI Joe. Now you know that these guys were probably the little peeping tom, booger eaters everybody always picked on in school.

I mean, everybody knows that the first step to being a mass murderer is to tear the heads off dolls, torture puppies and pick on weaker kids. If only their parents had seen the signs.

CNN Headline news just ran the story (7:30 pm EST) saying the hostage "may" be a doll and citing an unnamed toy maker. No picture though. Quick as lightning, those folks at MSM.

It's not a DOLL people - it's an ACTION FIGURE!

I understand that we are sending in the Rockem Sockem robots for an 'extraction'.

Kidding aside, these thugs are pathetic. I won't hold my breath for the truth to be broadcast on Al-Jazeera.

Hi :)

Thought you might like to know the truth about the "captured soldier."

http://www.alexanderjason.com/hostage.htm

Cindy

The proper phrase is: All your GI Joe ARE belong to us. Just thought you'd like to know.

"Hah! You will withdraw all your forces or we will set John Adam on fire, detonate firecrackers strapped to his body, and put him in the microwave for thirty min-" "SIR!" "GAH! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK FIRST?!" "Sorry, sir!" "...you didn't see anything, did you?" "No, sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again, sir!"

Sorry, had a "Spaceballs" moment.

I have a George W. Bush Pilot "action figure" prepped to fly the rescue mission. Honest guys, you cant make this stuff up. I think the insurgency has "jumped the shark".

I have not laughed this much in years. Do you thing Al Jazeera will get the Pulitzer Prize or maybe som kind of Nobel award for there on the spot reporting?

I have some breaking news on this story....

http://lawnrangers.blogspot.com/2005/02/breaking-news-on-kidnapped-soldier.html

You can rest assured my friend the N.A F.T. (National Association For Toys) is not taking this lightly. We have mobilized every asset we have in our vast arsenal to free our black brother from further abuse from those terrible terroists. The Jeff Gordon action figure is patroling the streets of Bagdad in a newly re-armored Hum Vee even as we speak. If necessary we are fully prepared to pull up the Justice League of America to get this brave figurine free from their stinking clutches.