Oh the horror. Snort, snort, snarf. As long as you live darling, "male chauvinist pig" vanishing completely from the lexicon will never happen. Now when are you gonna get home to cut the grass. ;)
XOXO

Here's a little joke you've probably heard, but I feel like getting even.

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his check-up, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly. make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim." If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely. On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?" "You're going to die," she replied.

"So, how many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"THAT'S NOT THE LEAST BIT FUNNY!!!!"

I am forwarding the links to my husband for further review :-)
And thanks to you, Mrs. Grayhawk, for sharing a good one for rebuttal!!

Tell the girl you want a kiss, or take a shower. If you are a red blooded american male (@ least 95% of us anyway) you will be rewarded.

Tell her to kneel. Now that's funny.