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I don't eject spent shells into my eye! That Son-of-a-Bitch Secret Service agent threw it at me!
Posted by Kerry A at September 5, 2004 01:22 AM
Missed him! Of course, I've never tried hunting deer standing up, before.
Posted by D Carter at September 5, 2004 01:43 AM
"....reminds me of the time in Cambodia when we were almost overrun by clay pigeons..."
Posted by Jumbo at September 5, 2004 02:50 AM
His handlers had better keep him away from knives and other sharp objects…
Posted by Winsome at September 5, 2004 02:59 AM
Shuck and jive.
Posted by Toby Petzold at September 5, 2004 03:43 AM
Ouch, DAMMIT!
...Nicked me. Time for another Purple Heart!
Jeeves, get me a band-aid...
Posted by Casey Tompkins at September 5, 2004 04:07 AM
You know this reminds me, the breech on a M-79 Grenade Launcher opens like this. If you direct fire it at close range, the M-79 will throw shrapnel everywhere. Or so I'm told.
Posted by capitano at September 5, 2004 04:09 AM
or...
...a demonstration of Kerry's combat technique in Vietnam...
Posted by Casey Tompkins at September 5, 2004 04:09 AM
On confirming that press pool cameras are rolling, Candidate Kerry re-enacts events leading to Purple Heart #1.
Posted by JM Hanes at September 5, 2004 08:46 AM
"Great White Hunter"
Posted by Geek at September 5, 2004 01:30 PM
"Am I bleeding? Am I bleeding?
Te-Raaay-Saaaa...."
Posted by Gunther at September 5, 2004 01:58 PM
Did I hit him?
Posted by EvilTodd at September 5, 2004 03:58 PM
ready, aim, FIRE!
Posted by Pat in NC at September 5, 2004 07:04 PM
putz
Posted by Claire at September 5, 2004 07:24 PM
Kerry's $8,000 yellow anti-UFO bracelet fails to work as Martian news team hovers in background......
Posted by Boris Badenoff at September 6, 2004 02:02 PM
Isnt just typical of these darn liberals who dont want anyone to be able defend themselves then they think they have the prilage to have guns for their own protection a example of this is Rosie O,Donnel who said that anyone who owns a gun should go to jail then gets a gun for her adoupted childs body guard and look at all the armed guards for the kennedy clan what rank bunch of hypotcrits they are
Posted by blue eagle at September 9, 2004 07:39 PM
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