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"I'll send some of my vet buddies over to George Bush's rallies and they'll clap their medals ...... oh, forget it"
Posted by Mike M at April 13, 2004 07:53 PM
Well, I can't think of anything right now because I'm too busy laughing at what Kerry said.
Man...that's priceless. Thanks for the best laugh I've had all day, Greyhawk.
Posted by Serenity at April 13, 2004 08:31 PM
I'll send Max Cleland over to a Bush rally and he can clap...
Sorry that was bad.
Posted by ashamed at April 13, 2004 10:10 PM
I'll send seniors over, and they can clap their medical savings together, if you can find any who saved anything.
Posted by IXLNXS at April 14, 2004 03:19 AM
I'll send some phony foreign leaders over and they'll flap their fake world opinons together.
Or
I'll send some Californian 'undocumented workers' over and they'll clap their Metricula Consular and voter registration cards together.
Posted by AnalogKid at April 14, 2004 07:08 AM
“I’ll make a deal with you,” Kerry responded. “I’ll send people to George Bush’s rallies and they can clap their WMD together"
Posted by Machelle at April 14, 2004 12:57 PM
I'll just send myself to a Kerry rally and clap some heads together.
Posted by SondraK at April 14, 2004 04:29 PM
hmmm Kerry dealing with college age hecklers? Should try to speak their language. hmmmm -
I'm so far in the mustard you can't ketchup. (heard my friends 16 yr old yell that at her mom the other night - translation - you're right but shut up)
Posted by Tammi at April 14, 2004 05:18 PM
George Busgh can bang his unemployment checks together next year.
Posted by Red Seven at April 14, 2004 11:15 PM
“I’ll make a deal with you,” Kerry responded. “I’ll send people to George Bush’s rallies and they can clap their unemployed, f’in loony ass moronic heads together until their unconscious.”
No wait, that was me. I’ll have to think about this for a minute….
Posted by Pooke at April 15, 2004 04:09 AM
Shoot, I should've read the comments first. Now I'm just Dick Gephardt, redundant and useless. *sigh*
Posted by Pooke at April 15, 2004 04:18 AM
I will send Al Franken over to a George Bush with a hot check.
Posted by notGeorge at April 15, 2004 04:57 AM
“I’ll make a deal with you,” Kerry responded. “I’ll send my Secret Service detail over to George Bush’s rallies and they can knock his ass to the ground.”
Posted by Tongue Boy at April 15, 2004 02:14 PM
“I’ll make a deal with you,” Kerry responded. “I’ll send James Carville over to George Bush’s rallies and ol' Jimmy-boy can bust Georgy with his gator breath.”
Posted by Tongue Boy at April 15, 2004 02:16 PM
“I’ll make a deal with you,” Kerry responded. “I’ll send people to George Bush’s rallies and they can use diplomacy, accurate intelligence and appropriate law enforcement mechanisms -- under an agreed international legal framework, of course -- to expedite regime change.... er, what was I saying?”
Posted by Tongue Boy at April 15, 2004 02:20 PM
“I’ll make a deal with you,” Kerry responded. “I’ll send seniors to George Bush’s rallies and they can clap their cat food tins together.”
Posted by Beth at April 15, 2004 02:58 PM
“I’ll make a deal with you,” Kerry responded. “I’ll send babies to George Bush’s rallies and they can clap their empty bottles together.”
Posted by Beth at April 15, 2004 03:01 PM
“I’ll make a deal with you,” Kerry responded. “I’ll send Clinton over to the Bush rally and we will see who gets clap."
Posted by Sir Knight at April 15, 2004 03:11 PM
“I’ll make a deal with you,” Kerry responded. “I’ll send Clinton over to the Bush rally and we will see who gets clap."
Posted by Sir Knight at April 15, 2004 03:12 PM
“I’ll make a deal with you,” Kerry responded. “I’ll send people to George Bush’s rallies and they can clap their oil cans together.”
Posted by Beth at April 15, 2004 03:12 PM
“I’ll make a deal with you,” Kerry responded. “I’ll send my dermotologists over to George Bush’s rallies and they clap their botox needles together.”
Posted by Conservanatrix at April 15, 2004 04:00 PM
I'm Rick James, bitch.
Posted by Conservanatrix at April 15, 2004 04:05 PM
“I’ll make a deal with you,” Kerry responded. “I’ll send Teddy Kennedy over to George Bush’s rallies and he'll drive people home.”
Posted by Conservanatrix at April 15, 2004 04:15 PM
I served in Vietnam.
Posted by Conservanatrix at April 15, 2004 04:16 PM
“I’ll make a deal with you,” Kerry responded. “I’ll send Jane Fonda, Barbra Streisand, Michael Moore, Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon over to George Bush’s rallies and they can clap their Oscars together...but only if there's valet parking."
Posted by Conservanatrix at April 15, 2004 04:22 PM
“I’ll make a deal with you,” Kerry responded. “I’ll send Saddam Hussein and his ministers over to George Bush’s rallies and they can clap their WMDs together."
Posted by Cowboy Blob at April 15, 2004 08:03 PM
"I'll make a deal with you," sayeth the almighty Senator who served in Vietnam, "I'll send some people over to the Bush rally - no I won't - yes I will, and they can clap - or not, maybe they will - their lying, crooked, tax cuts together - before they don't."
Posted by John K. at April 15, 2004 08:55 PM
“I’ll make a deal with you,” Kerry responded. “I’ll send some of my closest Christian friends over to a Bush rally and they can clap their bibles together. not"
Posted by KathyP at April 15, 2004 09:03 PM
“I’ll make a deal with you,” Kerry responded. “I’ll send Michael Moore to George Bush’s rallies and everyone will clap for him.”
Posted by LarryConley at April 15, 2004 10:44 PM
“I’ll make a deal with you,” Kerry responded. “I’ll send a UN delegation over and they can clap their resolutions together."
Posted by BurtB at April 15, 2004 11:31 PM
"Thank you for your applause," the French candidate responded. "It's so enthusiastic that I really can't hear what you're shouting at me."
Posted by Dennis at April 16, 2004 07:55 AM
"I'll make a deal with you," Kerry responded. "I'll send Howard Dean to George Bush's rallies in New Hampshire, and in South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and in California and Texas and New York, and in South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan, and then I'll send him to Washington D.C. Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!"
I know, last year's joke - but it's still funny.
Posted by Ross at April 16, 2004 10:22 PM
"I'll make a deal with you," Kerry responded. "I'll send the jihadiis over to George Bush's rallies and they can burn the churches, while we drink carrot juice and discuss unemployemnt. A stable Iraq, not a democratic Iraq...oh there's Mr. Zarqawi, come up here. Mr Zarqawi has some wonderful thought about about how all our grandchildren will be muslims. Multiculturalism, like mulitlateralism, is ...what's that strapped to your chest? My friends, I advise we all evacuate the..." BOOM
Posted by Jane at April 17, 2004 06:14 AM
"Look you morons, two thongs don't make it right...
Posted by Scott from Oregon at April 18, 2004 05:00 AM
“I’ll make a deal with you,” Kerry responded. “I’ll send people to George Bush’s rallies and they can clap because his speechwriters are better than mine.”
Posted by lyle at April 18, 2004 08:25 AM
“I’ll make a deal with you,” Kerry responded. “I’ll send people to George Bush’s rallies and they can pretend to have boo-boos and hold up fake pieces of shrapnel.”
Posted by lyle at April 18, 2004 08:29 AM
“I’ll make a deal with you,” Kerry responded. “I’ll send people to George Bush’s rallies and they can vote on whether or not to assassinate representatives of the US government together."
Posted by dorkafork at April 18, 2004 04:13 PM
Scott from Oregon: That was genius!!!!
Posted by Conservanatrix at April 18, 2004 08:51 PM
“I’ll make a deal with you,” Kerry responded. “I’ll send people to George Bush’s rallies and they can nominate themselves for three Purple Hearts and then go home.”
(I'm not good at this, but I wanted to contribute to the donation...)
Posted by Sarah at April 19, 2004 09:05 AM
"Uh.. hello," Kerry responded, "I don't need things like that when I flip - and I never flop."
Posted by Ron at April 19, 2004 11:34 AM
"Hey, ..." Kerry responded. "I'm not the only flipper in politcs, ask Bush about his flip on the UN - first it was out, now it's in."
Posted by Ron at April 19, 2004 11:48 AM
(an updated, 'tuned' version of my previous entry)
"Allright, you guys. That is so WRONG, and you know two thongs don't make it right...."
(after a few groans and some silence)
"Now THAT is what you would call a FLOP!"
Posted by Scott from Oregon at April 19, 2004 09:24 PM
I don't intend to take that kind of right wing clap from anybody. Please show some respect, or I'll ask the security folks will make sure you have a thong that you can't get out of your mind.
Posted by Jim at April 20, 2004 01:51 PM
"I'll make a Deal with you," Kerry responded, "How about I send some VC over to George Bushs rallies and they can clap their POW's together."
Posted by BloodSpite at April 25, 2004 06:01 AM
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