More Trained Killers!!
Greyhawk
Speaking of battle ready Marines, I should take a minute here to warn you all about my dogs. I said before, they're furly dangerous, and I wasn't kidding. As a military guy in Germany near the border with France... well let's just say I know I need all the help I can get.
So each day it's up in roll call formation before dawn for the hapless recruits, then combat training with an intensity and realism that would cause lesser dogs to falter, and any cat to cry.

And you can bet anybody tries anything funny near Greyhawk manor and there's going to be an international incident, if you know what I mean.
And oh by the way, lest you believe I haven't thought of everything these little beasties are taught to pee towards France too. At least the big one is, and he's quite the rifleman. The little one is still soiling the carpets. But that's okay, we have patience.
And I'll tell ya, I'm looking forward to the day I can recreate live the great Peter Sellers scene from Pink Panther:
French twit: Does your dog bite?
Me: No.
French twit: Hello there little...
Dog: Grrrr chomp chomp rarrrr!!
Bleeding one-armed French twit: I thought you said your dog didn't bite!
Me: (Using phony French accent as ridicule) Zis is not my dog, you fool!
He heh. Yeah, that's the ticket...
Posted by Greyhawk at 08:38 PM |
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I LOOOOOVE the puppies...(big and small) Geez..and I'm a CAT!.. and I like the floor and the rugs which are also "loved" by said puppy, no? ;~]0
Posted by LF Cat from CO at November 10, 2003 09:37 PM
Yeah, I can see the intensity of that training.
I am truly scared and so glad these ferocious beasties are on OUR side. We had a black lab when I was a kid...we named him Curly after one of the Three Stooges. To this day, when I see a black lab, I tear up.
He was one of the best dogs we ever had.
Posted by Cricket at November 11, 2003 11:56 AM
Spooky and Sadie just wanted you to know how proud they were that son's picture was posted on the net for all to see. Augie is jealous, but hey, that's sibling rivalry for ya.
Posted by Big Sis Evengreyerhawk at November 15, 2003 08:59 PM
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