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Bookstore employees around the world are working furiously to reshelve copies of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix in the wake of the author's stunning revelation that the book is "completely a work of fiction."
"I made the whole thing up, every word" Said J.K.Rowlings, the series' author. Rowlings is rumored to have earned a significant sum of money from the books.
Advance orders of the fifth Potter tome have already surpassed the previous installments' sales, leading one to conclude that either a lot of people are going to read the series out of order or that mommy and daddy are each buying copies to prove they love junior the best.
"Whatever," said a bookstore employee, "we're just trying to get these books moved from the "new non-fiction" section here by Hillary's book to the "new fiction" section over here before the sales start at midnight."