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June 02, 2003

CLARE-IFFY-KASHUN

Greyhawk

Who needs BabelFish? I've found The Dialectizer!

REDNECK
OTT DEFENDS PLANS TO ACQUIRE BLOGGER.COM
(Rick Bragg, IP Noos, Warshin'ton)

Internashunal media mogul Ole Jeb Ott defended his compenny's proposed purchase of Google.com, tellyng lawmakers th' deal will not hurt competishun no' limit cornsoomr choices.

"This hyar is not annicompetitive," Mr. Ott, chairman an' chief executive of ScrappleFace, told a Senate panel, ah reckon.

JIVE:
OTT DEFENDS PLANS TO ACQUIRE BLOGGER.COM
(Rick Bragg, IP News, Wuzhin'ton)

Internashunal media mogul Scott Ott defended his company's proposed purchase uh Google.com, tellin' lawmakers de deal gots'ta not hurt competishun no' limit consuma' choices.

"Dis be not anticompetitive," Mr. Ah be baaad... Ott, chairman and chief 'esecutive uh ScrappleFace, told some Senate panel.

COCKNEY
OTT DEFENDS PLANS TO ACQUIRE BLOGGER.COM
(Rick Bragg, right, IP News, right, Werehington)

International media mogul Scott Ott defended 'is company's proposed purchase of Google.com, tellin' lormakers the bleedin' deal will not 'urt competition nor limit consumer choices, do wot guvnor!

"This ain't anticompetitive," Guvnor Ott, chairman and chief executive of ScrappleFace, right, told a Senate panel.

ELMER FUDD
OTT DEFENDS PWANS TO ACQWIWE BWOGGEW.COM
(Wick Bwagg, IP News, Washington)

Intewnationaw media moguw Scott Ott defended his company's pwoposed puwchase of Googwe.com, tewwing wawmakews the deaw wiww not huwt competition now wimit consumew choices. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit!

"Dis is not anticompetitive," Mw. Ott, chaiwman and chief executive of ScwappweFace, towd a Senate panew.

Now you can go have fun with it too. Other dialects available are Swedish chef, moron, pig latin, and hacker. I must warn you that something is wrong with 'moron', as the Mudville Gazette looked exactly the same when that dialect was applied.

(Here's the original story.)

Thanks to Serenity for the link. And great start on the new website, by the way.

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