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August 31, 2003

LOOKIN' OUT MY BACK DOOR

[Greyhawk]

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It is my good fortune, a blessing, to live in a house on the edge of the forest. A few short steps out the door and I'm in the above picture. The branches of the nearest trees practically touch our home, ever beckoning us into the hundred acre wood.


Posted at 1549Z

August 29, 2003

BUH-BYE

[Greyhawk]

From Air Force News:

8/27/2003 - PRINCE SULTAN AIR BASE, Saudi Arabia (AFPN) -- U.S. officials transferred control of portions of Prince Sultan Air Base to Saudi officials at a ceremony Aug. 26. The ceremony also marked the inactivation of the 363rd Air Expeditionary Wing.

"We came here under difficult circumstances following the Khobar Towers bombing (at Dhahran Air Base)," said Col. James Moschgat, the wing's commander. "The mission thrived and prospered here, and I believe our legacy will live on. We are leaving after seven years of friendship and cooperation. It's bittersweet, but it's time to go."

Saudi government officials asked U.S. servicemembers to deploy to Saudi Arabia during the 1991 Gulf War. The troops remained to enforce U.N. Security Council Resolution 688 -- the no-fly zone south of the 33rd parallel over Iraq -- until Operation Iraqi Freedom started March 19. The base here became the center of the U.S. presence in the country in 1997 after the Khobar Towers bombing that killed 19 airmen and injured 400 others.

Aircraft here monitored the southern no-fly zone in Iraq. During Operation Iraqi Freedom, the Combined Air Operations Center and a limited air-refueling mission operated here.

The base was home to about 60,000 coalition forces during the past seven years. At the height of OIF, there were more than 5,000 troops and about 200 coalition aircraft based here.

The decision to withdraw the troops was made by U.S. and Saudi officials during a meeting between Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and the Saudi defense minister in Riyadh on April 29.

"Today ends more than a decade of military operations in this strategic Middle East nation," said Maj. Gen. Robert J. Elder Jr., the 9th Aerospace Expeditionary Task Force vice commander. "The end of (major combat operation in Iraq) and Saddam Hussein's government means the American military mission here is over."

This ceremony signals a change to the U.S. and Saudi military operational relationship as the countries' militaries continue tactical training and conduct exercises together, he said.

"Closing U.S.-controlled areas of Prince Sultan Air Base ... is a time for reflection," Elder said. "But, this won't be the end of coming to Saudi Arabia. We've been working with our friends from Prince Sultan for seven years; we're beginning a new relationship with the royal Saudi air force."

In July, Moschgat returned Coalition Complex, the housing center for coalition forces since 1999, to Saudi officials.

The last Americans will complete the U.S. pullout in early September.

Kind words. Diplomatic, to say the least.

One of the unheralded results of the recent Iraq war has been the end of Operation Northern Watch and Operation Southern Watch, the USAF missions to patrol and enforce the no-fly zones established in the aftermath of the first Gulf War to protect the Iraqi Shia and Kurd populations.

Since 1991 the Air Force has kept a continuous rotation of troops and equipment into locations like Prince Sultan Air Base in Saudi Arabia and Incirlik Air Base in Turkey. Air Force men and women have withstood the family separation, heat, and general discomfort of living in modern-day 14th century nations.

An example of the type of things put up with: just last year and only after a legal battle and congressional intervention, the Air Force stopped forcing its female members to wear Burkhas when off base in Saudi. Initially they downgraded "mandatory wear " to "highly encouraged wear", but in this instance no one was fooled as everyone knows the military frowns on those who won't do something they're "highly encouraged" to do. (It's simply a semantic dodge when one doesn't want to issue unpopular orders.) The Air Force was scolded into removing all strictures on female garb off base.

To what end? As of last December, according to CNN's Wolf Blitzer:

Dr. Abdullah al-Lheedan, an associate professor at King Saud University, explains, "If the women go without a veil at all, people will notice and feel offended, and that's why the government here insists that the non-Muslim wears the minimum requirement of hijab to cover the whole body except the face and the hands."

Back at the Prince Sultan Air Base in Saudi Arabia, the war against Iraq has already begun. U.S. pilots based here are dodging Iraqi fire on an almost daily basis.

Those F-15 and F-16 pilots often wouldn't be in the air over southern Iraq if it weren't for U.S. Air Force Capt. Laura Lenderman. A graduate of Duke University and a 9-year Air Force pilot, she flies KC-135 tankers which refuel warplanes in midair -- a most delicate and dangerous mission.

It's a mission for which she and her fellow service members are prepared. "We are ready," she told me. "This is what we train to do. And we are ready to do it."

Here's the irony: Capt. Lenderman can fly these sophisticated aircraft over Saudi Arabia but off-base, she's not allowed to drive or even sit in the front seat of a car.

That's why the American women serving at Prince Sultan for all practical purposes, hardly ever leave the base.

They don't have to stay on base but they do. We heard that repeatedly. The few who leave the base adhere to local restrictions. One service woman told me, "If we have people that go downtown, they wear burkas or the abeyahs and try to respect the traditions."

A lawsuit filed by U.S. Air Force Lt. Col. Martha McSally earlier this year forced the Pentagon to drop the requirement that women in the military serving in Saudi Arabia wear those traditional Muslim garments when they're off base.

Trivial perhaps, in light of the fact that American aircraft were being shot or at least radar-pinged almost daily for over 10 years by Iraqi SAM sites. Or the aforementioned bombing at Khobar Towers. Still, this issue is a good example of the challenges faced daily by troops that perhaps would have preferred to be elsewhere.

Is it ironic then, that the mere presence of these infidels protecting the holy Saudi soil would help inflame the passions of terrorists to the point of murder on an unprecedented scale?

It's over now. As it may well be for our long held bases in Turkey. I've spoken with folks "in the know", and have reliable reports from those who've been there recently. The Turks have a strange relationship with the US; as members of the Muslim world many Turks hate us for reasons all too well known. As a small nation behind the power curve on standard of living many harbor jealous rage at our phenomenal national success. As NATO allies they have benefited greatly from us over the years. They have their own national concerns with the Kurds along the Iraqi border. Still, all in all, they'd like us to leave, but please to not take our money with us.

And they miscalculated tremendously when figuring how much we needed them in the current gulf war. Content with the protective umbrella provided by the American Air Force enforcing Operation Northern Watch, the government, in a misguided attempt to show strength, appease the masses, and pocket a few quick bucks, made ridiculous monetary demands for their services as an ally against Saddam. In thinking we had no other options they were wrong. The Bush administration spurned their offer, and a massive airdrop and airlift replaced the Turkish land route for opening a northern front.

So now ends ONW and OSW. And forgive me for noting that those who would complain of lengthy deployments and demand the return of the troops are about 10 years behind the times. We leave the Saudis with a state-of-the-art command and control center. We leave the Turks too. Using the end of those seemingly eternal operations, those endless deployments, those months in the sand, as official justification. The cessation of the seemingly magic American cash flow through the gates of Incirlik will make a not too minor blip on the local economy. But then again the Turks will no longer need to smile and feign friendship when the infidel enters their shop.

And now stay tuned, as the drawdown in Germany, promised from the day the wall fell, inevitable and perhaps overdue since the break up of the evil empire, at last begins...


Posted at 1858Z

COOL NEWS: OPERATION AIR CONDITIONER BACK ON

[Greyhawk]

FINAL SCORE: AMERICA 1, UNNAMED POST OFFICE BUREAUCRAT 0

Some GI's in Iraq will get to cool off a bit in spite of US Postal Service attempts to deny them that simple pleasure as Operation Air Conditioner has been aided by an unlikely duo:

Limbaugh helps air conditioner operation

Operation Air Conditioner will resume sending more units to troops in Iraq this week after getting a boost Monday from a cargo firm and conservative talk-show host Rush Limbaugh.

Frankie Mayo of Bear, whose son is with the army in Iraq, had sent about 500 air conditioners for $38 apiece before U.S. Postal Service officials halted her shipments two weeks ago. They said the units could not be shipped by any mail carrier because international postal agreements ban their coolants as hazardous.

After a New Jersey-based company, DHL Danzas Air & Ocean, learned of Mayo's situation, the firm determined that, as a cargo carrier rather than a mail carrier, it was not subject to the same coolant ban and would be able to handle the additional 520 units. And, the officials said, as a military subcontractor, it could deliver the stockpiled units to Baghdad.

The downside was that it would cost more than $71,000.

Enter Limbaugh. His Monday show focused on the Bear homemaker's effort, which has drawn national attention since she sent the first unit to her son, Army Cpl. Christopher Tomlinson, in July.

Sen. Joe Biden, D-Del., has been working to get free military transport for the units, Limbaugh noted.

After the show, Mayo said, Limbaugh's wife, Marta, told her and DHL officials that she had made arrangements to cover half the cost. DHL officials said late Monday they received that payment and plan to transport the air conditioners this week.

Donations from across the country would cover the rest of the cost, Mayo said. She still hopes Biden will get planes to take more units, but said she could not wait while soldiers struggle in desert heat.

She also said she is not surprised that Operation Air Conditioner is gaining support from people with as varied political stances as Biden and Limbaugh.

"This isn't about politics at all," she said. "It's about our sons and daughters in Iraq."

Meanwhile,

Air conditioners to fly out of Dover

An agreement has been reached for planes from Dover Air Force Base to carry air conditioners collected by a Delaware woman to troops in Iraq, Sen. Joe Biden said Wednesday.

The first shipment will be sent Sept. 4.

Biden, D-Del., said the first shipment from Dover was finalized Wednesday after about a month of talks with Department of Defense officials, who could not be reached for comment.

The Air Force is the second alternative shipping option to come through this week.

Mayo's stockpile is set to start its trek to Iraq on Friday, courtesy of a cargo company and talk show host Rush Limbaugh, who broadcast a segment Monday about her project.

He arranged for payment of half the $71,000 cost for New Jersey-based DHL Danzas Air & Ocean, a cargo carrier and military subcontractor, to take the air conditioners to Iraq. Mayo paid the rest from nationwide donations to www.operationac.com.

Mayo said Limbaugh listeners have donated more than $36,000.

The unusual pairing of supporters for Operation Air Conditioner is noted.

Now, if you would like to help support this worthy cause, I encourage you to visit Operation Air Conditioner here. They have a Paypal donation button waiting for you (in case anyone has ever wondered where the Mudville Gazette Paypal link is, consider it there.) along with some great reading about the project, the hurdles they've faced, and the attitudes of the folks involved. Uplifting stuff, and absolutely worth a few minutes of your time.

And here is the Baghdad forecast.


Posted at 0702Z

August 28, 2003

911 REMEMBERED

[Greyhawk]

According to The New York Post

August 26, 2003 -- WITH the second anniversary of the 9/11 attacks only three weeks away, TV networks have planned nearly no special programming to commemorate the horrible events of that day.

Which leads Rachel Lucas to note:

I don't get it. I don't get it. I. Do. Not. Get. It.

And the more I think about it, the more pissed I get. I remember seeing "specials" about Princess Diana on the anniversary of her death for a few years. In primetime. The networks will devote entire two-hour blocks to stupid crap like that, crap that means absolutely nothing, but here we are 24 months after September 11, fer crissakes, and they have nothing particular planned besides the re-airing of an interview with Bush and other similar crap on the regular news shows. ABC seems to be the exception, but even their coverage will apparently be focused on how much Bush sucks and how much money we've spent fighting back.

However, not everyone has forgotten,

A group operating openly in Britain that regards itself as a front line for global Islamic conquest, is planning a conference to celebrate the anniversary of America's "comeuppance" on Sept. 11, 2001.

Two years after the attacks on New York and the Pentagon, "Muslims worldwide will again be watching replays of the collapse of the Twin Towers, praying to Allah … to grant those magnificent 19 Paradise," says the group, Al-Muhajiroun, on its English-language hatesite.

The group said Muslims will celebrate Sept. 11 this year, rejoicing the U.S. got its "comeuppance for atrocities" it has committed, "and indeed continues to commit, against Muslims."

Afghanistan and Iraq are the most recent examples, the statement said.

"With thousands of innocent Muslims still in captivity under barbaric conditions in Guantanamo Bay, the U.S. inquisition against Islam and Muslims shows no signs of subsiding," the group said. "In contrast, the operations being carried out by the Mujahideen against the occupiers in Iraq, Palestine, Chechnya and in Afghanistan have also been stepped up to meet the menace led by the U.S. and UK regimes."

And as Misha helpfully points out:

Yet here, in the country that was attacked, our blowdried talking heads can't find it in themselves to "waste" a few minutes of their essential Kobe Bryant coverage in order to commemorate our fallen heroes.

What more can I say?

Teach your children.

Peace be upon you.


Posted at 0852Z

August 23, 2003

DEMOCRACY, WHISKEY, SEXY?

[Greyhawk]

V

TUESDAY MORNING IN SEPTEMBER, BARKSDALE AFB, LOUISIANA

A small projector on a platform suspended from the ceiling shines images from a computer onto a large screen on a wall; near real time data from state-of-the-art Doppler radars, high resolution geostationary satellite imagery, and output from complex computer-generated models of the atmosphere. A far cry from hand-applied ink on cardboard using 2-3 hour old data that was "high tech" just a few years before, this same information is available in the most remote tent city in the world.

The briefing concludes and the commander addresses the room.

"You're all professionals. Today I need you all to get out there and focus on the task at hand."

A little over dramatic, I'm thinking. We're in the midst of a major exercise and the B52's are all prepped and ready to go; loaded for bear and ready to crush an imaginary foe. In this case, as with all exercises, the scenario is based on hypothetical bad guys launching an unprovoked and brutal attack against a make-believe ally of the United States. Exercises almost always begin with that premise, for it would be unrealistic to have the attack actually directed at us. Still, the script calls for us to respond in such a way that the hypothetical bad guys will suffer grave consequences for their crimes.

The boss continues, and he's really hamming it up. The look on his face is dead serious. "There's little information available right now but this we know: an aircraft has crashed into one of the towers of the world trade center."

Damn. That, I know, was not in the script.


Posted at 1935Z

August 21, 2003

DEMOCRACY, WHISKEY, SEXY?

[Greyhawk]

Place holder. Post moved here http://www.mudvillegazette.com/archives/000561.html


Posted at 0922Z

BRING ME MEN!! AND WOMEN!! AND GIRLS AND BOYS AND SHEEP...AND A PIZZA!! NO ANCHOVIES!!! AND....A SHRUBBERY!

[Greyhawk]

From Air Force News:

Academy seeks new slogan

8/19/2003 - U.S. AIR FORCE ACADEMY, Colo. (AFPN) -- The U.S. Air Force Academy's Association of Graduates is seeking a new slogan to affix to the ramp leading into the cadet area here.

"Bring Me Men" was the previous slogan. It was based on an 1894 poem by Sam Walter Foss, which reads in part, "Bring me men to match my mountains, Bring me men to match my plains," and was put in place in 1964. The academy became co-ed in 1976, but the name remained until earlier this year.

The words were removed from the ramp March 28 as part of cultural changes, according to officials. The words will be replaced by a statement representative of the aspirations of the entire cadet wing and the of core values of the Air Force.

For the interim, the ramp is now known as "The Warrior Ramp." It remains the site where basic cadet trainees mark their transition from civilian to military life.

The Association of Graduates is now accepting suggestions from all academy supporters. Suggestions may be submitted via e-mail, to: editor@aog-usafa.org.


Posted at 0638Z

August 20, 2003

Democracy Whiskey Sexy

[Greyhawk]

Expect a new entry in this series posted early thur morning. Thanks to those who have been following along. The current entry marks the beginning of the final chapter. Hope you have enjoyed.


Posted at 1530Z

August 19, 2003

CARNIVAL OF THE VANITIES

[Greyhawk]

Carnival of the Vanities is up at Outside the Beltway this week.

It's a good one, sports fans. Enjoy.


Posted at 2150Z

THIS ONE'S GOT ME A BIT FIRED UP...

[Greyhawk]

First read this or this.

Then this Washington Times link From Susan Serin-Done, long time ScrappleFace commenter, Mudville visitor, and 3ID '72-'78:

Frankie Mayo has a mission ? to cool the air for as many U.S. soldiers in Iraq as she can by sending them as many as air conditioners as she can lay her hands on. What started with a single air conditioner sent to her son at the end of June has grown into Operation Air Conditioner, with tons of units being sent to the troops. It is more than just providing them a touch of comfort or a taste of home, it is about helping them avoid heatstroke and providing them comfortable sleeping conditions. But, Mrs. Mayo had 302 new air conditioners waiting to go on Friday, when the U.S. Postal Service pulled the plug.

... at 4:50 Friday afternoon, Mrs. Mayo was told by a bureaucrat in an air-conditioned office at Delaware's Wilmington Distribution Center that it would no longer ship the air conditioners because they contain freon, which is listed as a class 2 compressed gas.

If you're like me you need a few minutes to get your chin off the floor.

Let me summarize: Mother of GI starts organization to send AC units and other supplies to troops in the sand box (Click here for Operation Air Conditioner homepage, soon to be a permalink on this page!) but is temporarily stymied by interpretation of rules regarding shipment of a gas that Al Gore and others feel could cause global warming. Okay, got it.

(Quick note on mail to overseas servicemen & women: Most mail is sent to a stateside location (APO) where USPS turns over to the military. Military then ships to overseas location where member receives mail in a box in a post office on base/post that looks a lot like your post office. UPS, FEDEX, etc, do not or can not deliver to the APO - though they can ship to an actual overseas address if military member has one. Price vs post office delivery usually eliminates this option. But when it comes to Iraq, Afghanistan, etc. the US Postal Service pretty much has no competition.)

If this is okay with you then by all means do nothing. If, however, this makes you unhappy you can contact Postmaster General John Potter (202/268-2020, fax 202/268-5211 or e-mail click on consumer feedback) or his ultimate boss at the White House. (Oh wait, I forgot, we're his ultimate bosses.)

And then on a positive note see what you can do for Operation Air Conditioner.

More to come on this one, I'm sure.

29 Aug: Update here. The good guys win this time.


Posted at 1831Z

August 18, 2003

DEMOCRACY, WHISKEY, SEXY?

[Greyhawk]

Place holder. Post moved here http://www.mudvillegazette.com/archives/000561.html


Posted at 1736Z

August 16, 2003

IN THE DESERT...

[Greyhawk]

Thor, a deployed soldier in Iraq, is taking a bit of crap from a few commenters in his blog after posting that he doesn't fully appreciate the efforts of "anti-war" protestors in the States. Some encouraging words would probably be appreciated, if you have time. Soldier's Paradise.

Meanwhile, an all too rare example of the potential that blogs (no, expand that: the Internet) seem to rarely realize: Salam Pax, citizen of Baghdad, and Moja, Soldier in Iraq, interact via their respective blogs. Simple human communication. Awesome.


Posted at 1505Z

August 13, 2003

DEMOCRACY, WHISKEY, SEXY?

[Greyhawk]

Place holder. Post moved here http://www.mudvillegazette.com/archives/000561.html


Posted at 1238Z

August 12, 2003

New to the Platoon

[Greyhawk]

Another military Blogger checks in. Dave, an Air Force guy, runs "Better Living Through Blogging" from his place in Montana. Welcome to the Blogroll.

Meanwhile, expect the next entry in Democracy Whiskey Sexy tomorrow (13 Aug) at noon. (If the good Lord's willing and the creek don't rise and no new worms crawl through the web...)


Posted at 1520Z

WORM ALERT!

[Greyhawk]

I spent part of yesterday battling this little worm (lesson learned on not keeping current on updates) without knowing the enemy. I noted a distinct decrease in the numbers of folks cruising blogs too. Then today I found the following helpful links at Right Wing News. If you haven't yet done so my advice is stop what you're doing now and follow this procedure immediately.

The W32/Blaster-A Worm is affecting XP, NT, or Windows 2000 OS computers that lack the current security patches. Computers infected by this worm are constantly being knocked off the net & forced to reboot.

The fix for this worm is this patch from Microsoft. After installing you can remove the worm with this tool from symantec.

If you're on XP & are unable to download the patch before you're knocked offline, go here for instructions to keep the virus from knocking you offline. That should enable you to get the patch and removal tool.


Posted at 1358Z

August 11, 2003

BLOG AWARDS

[Greyhawk]

John Cole at Balloon Juice says:

It is August, and other than some flatulence from Al Gore and some chaos in California, news is slow. Thus we are going to have some Blogger Awards. You, my friends, get to participate. All you have to do is cut and paste the awards into an email to me, jgriffincole@hotmail.com, send it to me by Monday, 18 August, and I will tally them and put them up. Please include the url of the bloggers you are voting for in your email with "BLOG AWARDS" in the subject line, as well as your blog name (if you have one). Winners will be rewarded with permalinks for a month. If I don't get 50 submissions, I am not going to bother tallying them. Here are the categories:

You'll have to visit Balloon Juice for the rest. (And if you haven't been there before I think you're in for a good time. Enjoy.)


Posted at 2027Z

OOGLAY HUSSEIN'S DIARY

[Ooglay Hussein]

Well hello America, land of the free, home of the infidel, may you die choking on the fumes of your SUVs! A thousand other curses upon you from Ooglay, heir to the throne of Baghdad. "Hey, Ooglay," you are saying "now you are please to be taking some time to tell us of the mood in Baghdad. How is your Arab streets?" And I am gladly telling you this truth: everybody there hates you and also wants you to die but only because of georgebush so nothing personals.

"Hey Ooglay," you say, "glorious and beloved son of the light of the world, sword of Allah, trumpet of the prophet, why do you say 'there?' Are you no longer in your wondrous homeland? Are you not even now dipping your heated toes in the cooling waters of the Euphrates?"

No, I am telling you the will of Allah is a strange and wondrous thing, and I swear by my mother's purity I think sometimes I am moving about more then my father, who must sleep each night in a different house on the Champs-Elysees. Now as I am typing on a keyboard of a computer in California once again.

"Ooglay.." you say and I answer, "Shut up and listen or I cut out your wagging tongue!" And even as I am relating this story I know you are looking upon me with great anger in your squinty, beady eyes. So be it! Hear my story:

After filing my latest stories about the living Hell you have made of life in Baghdad I ordered a round of cool drinks to be brought to me at poolside in my luxury hotel. I was considering returning to the air-conditioned bar as soon as I finished downloading my e-mail to my laptop via the sat-link. Now there are many in Hollywood who know my e-mail address from the times I spent there shortly after the ending of the hostileness in my beloved homeland. Mostly I just delete these because they are "oh please come back I love and miss you Ooglay" type letters that I delete without looking upon because most of your stars are not so good looking when they are not in makeup with computer re-touching and most of the letters are from men stars and Ooglay is not that way. But one from Jewish girl I lived with for a while is catching my eye:

Dearest Oogie, Help! We need you! The Republicans have attacked our beloved Governor, much as they attacked your sainted father, and they are once again planning a regime change. You proved your abilities as a big-draw money maker at some of the fundraisers at my place this past spring, and we desperately need some of that fabled "Hussein Golden Touch" if we're to have any hope of averting this crisis. If our time on the beach at Malibu meant anything at all to you then I know you'll be here soon. Help me Oogie won kenoogy, you're my only hope! XXXOOOXXXBabsy P.S. Of course, you'll get expenses, a generous stipend, and 15% of the take. I've checked with the Times, charge airline tickets to their account.

Well to me this mostly makes no sense but you should know I am a heroic man of action who can't say no to a damsel in distress with a 7-figure payout involved. So before you can say "Allah be praised" I am flying Damascus to Paris first class and then to America.


Posted at 1834Z

August 9, 2003

DEMOCRACY, WHISKEY, SEXY?

[Greyhawk]

Place holder. Post moved here http://www.mudvillegazette.com/archives/000561.html


Posted at 0715Z

August 7, 2003

The woes of blogging for truth

[Greyhawk]

From GOPUSA:

WASHINGTON (Talon News) -- In May, former Sen. James Abourezk (D-SD) filed a $5 million lawsuit against a website operator who included him among a group of "traitors." The website, www.ProBush.com, lampoons liberals from the entertainment industry and politics who have been vocal in their opposition to the war in Iraq or critical of President George W. Bush.

Some of the others on the list are Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY), Sen. John Kerry (D-MA), House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) as well as actors George Clooney, Susan Sarandon, and Janeane Garafalo and the country music group, the Dixie Chicks.

While the website disclaimer states that the list is a parody and is not to be taken seriously, Abourezk claims that he has been defamed. In his lawsuit he states that ProBush.com's statement "is intended to injure" his standing in the community.

The operator of the website is Mike Marino, a 20-year-old web designer from suburban Philadelphia. He believes that Abourezk's lawsuit against ProBush.com is without merit.

Read all about it at ProBush.com.


Posted at 2236Z

DEMOCRACY, WHISKEY, SEXY?

[Greyhawk]

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Posted at 2213Z

August 6, 2003

WAR STORIES GALORE FROM THE BLOGOSPHERIC VFW HALL

[Greyhawk]

My recently updated blogroll contains several new links to fellow active duty military bloggers. And here they are, listed in alphabetical order, for your enjoyment:

Chief Wiggles
Chrome Dome
Sgt Hook
A Minute Longer - A Soldier's Tale
The Mudville Gazette
Phantom 491
PontifexExMachina
Primary Main Objective
Lt Smash
Soldier's Paradise
Sgt Stryker
Turning Tables

This list is approaching platoon strength, and I'm sure there are others. If you are or know of an AD military blogger not on this list leave me a comment or drop a line. (Another list for pink and blue cardholders to follow.)

Most of the guys on this list are currently deployed to a great big beach with no ocean nearby. This post from Chief Wiggles (and just about all the posts on Soldier's Paradise) might give non-military types a feel for what that is really like...and you might be surprised by what I mean.


Posted at 2314Z

Ed Gadziemski is a big fat idiot

[Greyhawk]

I'm not overly obsessed with the numbers count for visitors to my Blog, but for various reasons I do like to know who my referrers are. On a recent check I found this link had sent a number of visitors my way.

Following it I found a forum section for "The Code Project. Your place for free C++, C# and .NET articles, code snippets, discussions, news and the best bunch of developers on the net."

In a side-bar discussion on WMD, in response to a post by someone relentlessly beating this long-dead horse, an obviously enlightened individual posted a link to an early June entry on this Blog. (Along with this link to a column by the incomparable Mark Steyn.)

Revisiting my post I found a new comment had been added.


Posted at 0728Z

Carnival of the Vanities

[Greyhawk]

Carnival of the Vanities is up at Across the Atlantic. I may be wrong but I think this is the first one with a picture of a three-breasted whore. (What's a carnival without a sideshow, eh?) But I read it for the links, okay, not the pictures!


Posted at 0454Z

August 5, 2003

DEMOCRACY, WHISKEY, SEXY?

[Greyhawk]

Place holder. Post moved here http://www.mudvillegazette.com/archives/000561.html


Posted at 0921Z

August 3, 2003

NEW WEBLOG SHOWCASE

[Greyhawk]

Commiewatch,

Tasty Manatees,

The S-Train Canvass,

Intellectics,

and Oni Blogger

all get my votes in The New Weblog Showcase. Good luck to all.


Posted at 2228Z

FRIENDLY FIRE?

[Greyhawk]

Near the end of today's Brickyard 400 a multi-car crash eliminated seven drivers from the race. Mike Skinner, driving the #01 car, appeared to have successfully made his way through the carnage, a skilled bit of driving to be sure, coupled with incredible good fortune.

But just as it seemed he would put the mess in his rearview and continue to race, Ricky Rudd, spinning out of control in the #21 car, collided with him and ended his race.

Skinner's sponsor is the US Army. Rudd's, the Air Force.

Draw your own conclusions.


Posted at 1905Z

DEMOCRACY, WHISKEY, SEXY?

[Greyhawk]

Place holder. Post moved here http://www.mudvillegazette.com/archives/000561.html...



Posted at 1021Z

August 2, 2003

HUSSEIN FAMILY UPDATE

[Greyhawk]

Ooglay posted below. Here's an update on the rest of his family.

DAD:
CENTCOM has released digitally enhanced pictures detailing what Saddy might look like now. None appear to address the possibility (perhaps remote) that he is already a corpse, a scorch mark, a stain, or a well-dispersed cloud of pink vapor floating somewhere downwind of Baghdad. Hopefully soon. Until then, these should keep the photoshop kids happy for a while. Go to it, guys. Heck, have a contest to see who can make the best "Saddam Today" picture.

The Bros:

TIKRIT, Iraq-- Saddam Hussein's two sons and a grandson have been buried in their tribal homeland, hours after the U.S. military handed their bodies over to the Iraqi Red Crescent, which in turn gave them to members of their tribe.

Their tribe? Whatever. I say let the Army build a latrine over the site.

Sisters:

AMMAN, Jordan— Saddam Hussein's daughters, in interviews Friday, expressed deep affection for their father but said they don't know where he is and last saw him a week before the Iraq war started.

"He was a very good father, loving, has a big heart," Raghad, wearing a fashionable white headscarf showing part of her light brown hair, told CNN. Asked if she wanted to give a message to her father, she said: "I love you and I miss you."

"He had so many feelings and he was very tender with all of us," Rana said in the same interview. "Usually the daughter is close to her mother, but we would usually go to him. He was our friend.

The two daughters had lived private lives and were seen by some as victims of Saddam, who ordered their husbands killed in 1996.

Did you single guys catch that? The girls are available.

Raghad (how do you pronounce that?) Saddam Hussein and Rana Hussein, who received sanctuary a day earlier in Jordan, appeared relaxed as they spoke with CNN and the Arab satellite station Al-Arabiya at a royal palace in Amman, where they are staying with their nine children.

Nine children? That might cut down on the number of suiters. Wonder how many will end up in college in the US? I'll bet any number of schools would offer free tuition. For the diversity, you know.

Also note that (for what it's worth) Saddams daughter is his namesake.

I think this is the key quote from the story though: ...Raghad, wearing a fashionable white headscarf showing part of her light brown hair... because it appears right next to a picture that simultaneously confirms it and renders it needless to say.

But maybe the point is there will be a new fashion accessory amongst the Fembots of the American Left this fall.

Now go make those Saddam photoshop masterpieces.


Posted at 1557Z

August 1, 2003

Mysterious Mystery Here...

[Greyhawk]

This has had me wondering for a while. Okay, near the top of my referrels list (over on the right side of my page below the blogroll) is this entry:

BlogRolling - Sidebar

Clicking it just brings the actual blogroll from the blogrolling.com site, with still no clue as to whose blogroll this is.

I appreciate anyone who sees fit to blogroll me but I'm not at all sure who this is. (Or I know but I don't know that I know, know what I mean?) Whoever you are you are one of my top referrers, so I would sure like to say thanks.

An email to greyhawk at mudvillegazette dot com if you're too humble to leave a comment, please?


Posted at 1921Z

OOGLAY HUSSEIN'S DIARY

[Ooglay Hussein]

Okay may a thousand cursed greetings be showered upon your pig dog American infidel heads. Once again I am Ooglay in Baghdad, which you have rendered pre-Babylonian with your so-called smart bombings.

Have you heard of my new recording career? Here is the story in my very own newspaper.

"We must not let things slip away and our situation become desperate"... this is my favorite line of the whole thing. I thought it up myself.


Posted at 1835Z

DEMOCRACY, WHISKEY, SEXY?

[Greyhawk]

Place holder. Post moved here http://www.mudvillegazette.com/archives/000561.html...


Posted at 0841Z

MORONS IN ACTION

[Greyhawk]

Click and find the number of things wrong in the linked story. Of course, it's the BBC so please don't assume it's an actual true news story.


Posted at 0831Z

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