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November 8, 2009

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The (not-too) private life of Corporal Hodge

By Greyhawk

Hey, what's this half naked model doing here?

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Why, that's Katrina Hodge, runner-up in this year's Miss England competition.

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But the story doesn't start or end there...

You see, she's also a Corporal in Her Majesty's Armed Forces...

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...and here's how she got that modeling gig:

Kat, nicknamed 'Combat Barbie' by her fellow soldiers in the Royal Anglian Regiment, was spotted by La Senza to front the campaign when she won second place in this year's Miss England contest.
As for that nickname,
Katrina said it best when she said, "Everybody calls me Combat Barbie because I love pink but they know I can do the job. I'm proof you don't have to be butch to join the forces."

But it's a tough job - from what I've heard the British Army isn't as well equipped as ours.

But wait - there's more to the story...


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Here in Mudville we're always ready to salute our fellow Iraq vets, who will never be considered second place by us!

The glamorous 22 year old was also awarded a medal of bravery for disarming an insurgent while on a tour of Iraq at the age of 18 and was recently promoted to the level of Corporal.
But the story gets better - because the Corporal just got another promotion...

Corporal Katrina Hodge was sitting in her barracks in Surrey wearing regulation combats, hair scraped back and face devoid of make-up, when the telephone rang.

The call was from the organiser of the Miss England competition, offering her the title. The previous holder, Rachel Christie, had been involved in an alleged nightclub brawl the week before and forced to stand down.

As runner-up in the contest last July, Katrina was the natural successor.

...thanks in part to a Royal Marines Commando. You see, it seems the fight began when Miss England Rachel Christie...

...got into it with Miss Manchester over Miss England's boyfriend, TV gladiator Tornado (AKA David McIntosh), who may once have been Miss Manchester's main squeeze.

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The alleged assault occurred during a costume party at the Mansion Club in Manchester, according to Sky News. Miss England was dressed as an angel, while Miss Manchester was dressed as a cave girl. The angel and the cave girl came to blows over the gladiator. (He's a Royal Marines Commando who has served in Afghanistan, Northern Ireland, Somalia and the Persian Gulf. He has been arrested more than once for bar brawls.)

Now Corporal Hodge "will fly out to South Africa on Tuesday in preparation for the Miss World competition."

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Congratulations, Corporal! Knock 'em dead!


Look - more Combat Barbies: Atonement


Posted by Greyhawk / November 8, 2009 9:00 AM | Permalink

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Atonement from Mudville Gazette on November 9, 2009 10:29 PM

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It was probably those fake eyelashes that were so disaming to the insurgent!

Cave girls, barbies, angels, tornados, commandos, bar brawls, Sky News coverage... God Bless The Queen!

Wait... it took me a few minutes of scrolling, but I finally discovered there are text parts to this article.

By "Knock 'em dead!", I'm sure you are speaking only figuratively. Come to think of it, this is a good time to speak figuratively.

Is the concentration of beauty and brains gravitating to the British military leading or following the trend set by the Fox foxes and other conservative stunners?

"The glamorous 22 year old was also awarded a medal of bravery for disarming an insurgent while on a tour of Iraq..."

Well, I guess that's something I have in common with "insurgents." I too found them all completely "disarming."

Please Santa...I've been good...can I have this For Christmas?

Looks like the first Miss England won't be getting the good conduct medal. This one's a shoe in for Miss Planet or whatever the top of the line contest is.

Is it just me, or is she even more beautiful in the combats than in the evening wear? Thanks for the story!

Hey G, how many times did Mrs G. whack you for doing this post?

"Wait... it took me a few minutes of scrolling, but I finally discovered there are text parts to this article."

Yeah, it's really about the story, but I thought the photos added something.

"Hey G, how many times did Mrs G. whack you for doing this post?"

This is a story that needs to be told. (And sometimes you gotta take one for the team. ;)

Clearly she should have won in the first place. Those other girls are cute, but this one is a classic English beauty.

Um, looking at the picture of the original winner - how did Cpl Hodge only get runner up in the first place?

Combat Barbie,

Congratulations from an old Yank! You are indeed a TERRIFIC woman. Best of luck in all you do.

It cheers this old foot soldier's heart to read posts like this. Go get 'em Kat!

Runner-up? Well they were obviously rigged if she only got runner-up

Reposted to FB with the note 'this is a hearty 'screw you!' to anyone from here on out that says my combat barbies are unrealistic! Text ev. Read it and weep!'

I've gotten alot of flack over the years for female characters who are both pretty (and comfortable with it) and dangerous. And I write them because I know them. Thanks for the text evidence.

John Ringo

Agree John,

Now git back to producing the next book. We is getting withdrawal here.

Chris

Great Reader KIM Jong IL is in ruv, looong time!!!

That you, John?

I'm the guy that won the autographed copy of The Last Centurion in last year's Valour-IT auction. One: thanks for donating that. Two: great book! (I also did the surge in Iraq with the 3ID, so I'm biased.;))

How much must this burn the misogynstic Jihadists? Beautiful, outspoken, and an ass-kicker, this woman is their worst nightmare.

And the photo of her inspecting the receiver on her SA-80 is definitely the best.

Me & my fellow classmates use your blogs as our reference materials. We look out for more interesting posts from your end about the same topic . Even the future updates about this topic would be of great help.

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November 26, 2010


America@war
[Greyhawk]
I think anyone who's ever pondered the "comment" option - once only available on blogs and bulletin boards, now ubiquitous on almost any web site - will appreciate this:
The so-called faculty of writing is not so much a faculty of writing as it is a faculty of thinking. When a man says, "I have an idea but I can't express it"; that man hasn't an idea but merely a vague feeling. If a man has a feeling of that kind, and will sit down for a half an hour and persistently try to put into writing what he feels, the probabilities are at least 90 percent that he will either be able to record it, or else realize that he has no idea at all. In either case, he will do himself a benefit.

That's wisdom from the past, captured for posterity at the US Naval Institute, shared via the web on the institute's 137th anniversary.

From their about page:

The Naval Institute shall remain

INDEPENDENT - A non-profit member association, with no government support, that does not lobby for special interests;

NON-PARTISAN - An independent, professional military association with a mission, goals and objectives that transcend political affiliations; and shall encourage

IDEAS - Through its respected journals Proceedings and Naval History, its conferences, its books and its online content, in support of those who serve.

"The Naval Institute has three core activities," among them, History and Preservation:

The Naval Institute also has recently introduced Americans at War, a living history of Americans at war in their own words and from their own experiences. These 90-second vignettes convey powerful stories of inspiration, pride, and patriotism.

Take a look at the collection, and you'll see it's not limited to accounts from those who served on ships at sea, members of the other branches are well-represented.

I'm fortunate to have met USNI's Mary Ripley, she's responsible for the institute's oral history program (and she's the daughter of the late John Ripley, whose story is told here). She also deserves much credit for their blog. ("We're not the Navy nor any government agency. Blog and comment freely.") We met at a milblog conference - Mary knew (and I would come to realize) that milbloggers are the 21st-century version of exactly what the US Naval Institute is all about. Once that light bulb came on in my head, I mentioned a vague idea for a project to her - milblogs as the 21st century oral history that they are.

"Put that in writing," she said (of course - see first paragraph above!) - and here's part of the result.

Shortly after the first tent was pitched by the American military in Iraq a wire was connected to a computer therein, and the internet was available to a generation of Americans at war - many of whom had grown up online. From that point on, at any given moment, somewhere in Iraq a Soldier, Sailor, Airman or Marine was at a keyboard sharing the events of his or her day with the folks back home. While most would simply fire off an email, others took advantage of the (then) relatively new online blogging platforms to post their thoughts and experiences for the entire world to see. The milblog was born - and from that moment to this stories detailing everything from the most mundane aspects of camp life to intense combat action (often described within hours of the event) have been available on the web...

And et cetera - but since you're reading this on a milblog, you probably knew that. And you know that milblogs aren't just blogs written by troops at war, that many friends, family members, and supporters likewise documented their story of America at war online in near-real time, as those stories developed.

The diversity in membership of that group is broad, the one thing we all have in common is the impulse to make sense of the seemingly senseless, and communicate the tale - for each of us that impulse was strong enough to overcome whatever barriers prevent the vast majority of people from doing the same. Everyone at some point has some vague idea they believe should be shared - we were the people who, from some combination of internal and external urging, found and spent those many half hours persistently trying to write it down.

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But where will all that be in another 137 years? Or five or ten, for that matter. That's something I've asked myself since at least 2004 - when I wrote this:

Closing Blogs is nothing new. So many site's owners just give up on their own. They come and go, you know, these MilBloggers do. Like any other sort of blogger. Many post in the lonely down hours far from home, spill their guts for the world, then abandon their spots when the tour of duty is up. They have lives again somewhere in the world, and no need to share the details. So it goes.

Many are truly gone - no site left at all. "The page cannot be found." Other blogs remain, like abandoned defensive positions in shifting desert sands.

Membership in the ghost battalion has grown in the years since, and an ever growing majority of those abandoned-but-still-standing sites are vanishing. Have you checked out Lt Smash's site lately? How about Sgt Hook's? If you're a long-time milblog reader you know the first widely-read milblog from Operation Iraq Freedom and the first widely-read milblog from Afghanistan are both gone from the web. If you're a relative newcomer to this world you may never even have heard of them - or the dozens upon dozens of others who carried forth the standard they set down.

If you have a vague notion that something should be done about that, (a notion I've heard expressed more than once...) then you and I and the good folks at the US Naval Institute are in agreement. Preserving the history documented by the milbloggers is just one of the goals of the milblog project, the once-vague idea that we're now making real.

And it's a big idea, if I say so myself - too big to explain in one simple blog post, so stand by for more. Likewise, it's too big a task to be accomplished by just one person. So if you're a milblogger (and exactly what is a milblogger? is a topic for much further discussion on its own) I'm asking for your help. All I'll really need is just a little bit (maybe just one or two of those half hours...) of your time, and your willingness to tell the tale.

We've already made history, it's time to save it.

(More to follow...)




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The Mudville Gazette is written and produced by Greyhawk, who recently retired from 24 years of active duty in the US military, but will maintain this disclaimer: Unless otherwise credited, the opinions expressed are those of the author, and nothing here is to be taken as representing the official position of or endorsement by the United States Department of Defense or any of its subordinate components.

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Tending Distant
Fires


Far from hearth and home, watching
Cold alone but not alone
On distant shore and only wanting
Safe return and little more

What tales we'll tell
When that time comes
When tales can be told

When things grim
Seem far away
When other fires go cold

Some distant sunset, vision fading
Memories remain
And tired eyes gaze 'pon folded flags
While distant drums beat their refrain

Saluting fallen friends whose names
And youth will never fade
Here's to those on other shores,
for them live well, the price is paid

- Greyhawk,
Baghdad,
December 2004