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December 14, 2008

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Ignorance: Billy Joel's Gift to the World

By Greyhawk

(Update: Okay, there's really only one way to respond to crap like this. I've written my own song, dedicated to Billy Joel. You'll find it posted below.)

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So I'm out driving this morning, listening to Christmas songs on the radio. Among them, John Bon Jovi's "Back Door Santa" - first time I'd ever heard it, but I immediately thought it was the worst Christmas song I'd ever heard. (Update: Heh)

Until I got home and opened an email from Sgt Sumner (of 9/11 Families for a Safe and Strong America):

Greyhawk:

If you follow the links within the article and the instruction, you can both see the lyrics and for free download the actual song (just hit the skip icon in the payment options screen when you get to it). As Mrs G might read this ahead of you, I will not fully express here what I think of Joel's POS song.
Joel explains that he's "not charging for the song because he simply wants people to hear it and think of the soldiers - "those poor bastards'' - stuck in Iraq for Christmas."

But the song is his way of thanking the people of Australia for still thinking he's worth listening to:

"We wanted to do something to commemorate our tour of Australia,'' he said. "There are no other recordings of this song, with me singing, available.

"We thought it would be a nice way to say thank you on our last night in Oz: Merry Christmas!''

Australia is golden territory for Joel, who has sold more than five million albums here. It was also one of the first countries to break his career-defining hit, Piano Man, in 1975.

Joel wrote Christmas In Fallujah last year and originally had it recorded by young US singer Cass Dillon because, at 22, he is closer to the age of the soldiers who inspired it.

Hard to believe someone could be as ignorant of Iraq or the troops as Joel is, but it's true. Unfortunately he wants to share that ignorance with the world.

Lyrics below.

BILLY Joel's CHRISTMAS IN FALLUJAH

IT’S EVENING IN THE DESERT
I’M TIRED AND I’M COLD
BUT I AM JUST A SOLDIER
I DO WHAT I AM TOLD

WE CAME WITH THE CRUSADERS
TO SAVE THE HOLY LAND
IT’S CHRISTMAS IN FALLUJAH
AND NO ONE GIVES A DAMN

AND I JUST GOT YOUR LETTER
AND THIS IS WHAT I READ . . . . . . YOU SAID
I’M FADING FROM YOUR MEMORY
SO I’M JUST AS GOOD AS DEAD

WE ARE THE ARMIES OF THE EMPIRE
WE ARE THE LEGIONNAIRES OF ROME
IT’S CHRISTMAS IN FALLUJAH
AND WE AIN’T NEVER COMING HOME

WE CAME TO BRING THESE PEOPLE FREEDOM
WE CAME TO FIGHT THE INFIDEL
THERE IS NO JUSTICE IN THE DESERT
BECAUSE THERE IS NO GOD IN HELL

THEY SAY OSAMA’S IN THE MOUNTAINS
DEEP IN A CAVE NEAR PAKISTAN
BUT THERE’S A SEA OF BLOOD IN BAGHDAD
A SEA OF OIL IN THE SAND

BETWEEN THE TIGRIS AND EUPHRATES
ANOTHER DAY COMES TO AN END
IT’S CHRISTMAS IN FALLUJAH
PEACE ON EARTH GOODWILL TO MEN

IT’S CHRISTMAS IN FALLUJAH
HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH
IT’S CHRISTMAS IN FALLUJAH
HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH

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Update: Okay, there's really only one way to respond to crap like this. I've written my own song, dedicated to Billy Joel:

A Short Pianist's Lament

It's evening in Australia
I'm on stage to sing and dance
But when I hit a high note
I completely shit my pants

I'm Billy Joel, goddammit
I'm as famous as can be
And you can ask your parents
I was married to Brinkley

Huh? Oh - she used to be a model
Your dad would probably know
And honestly she's still hot
But this is about MY show

When the record company called me
and said my records wouldn't sell
I told them they were crazy
I told them go to hell

I'm the guy that wrote "Piano Man"
Back in '73
Somewhere I've got a fan club
devoted totally to me

You think I can't be young and hip?
Can't get it up the charts no more?
Just wait a minute while I write
a song about the Iraq War!

I'll bet I can get a Grammy, dammit
On TeeVee (not just in my head)
Get Uptown Girl to answer my calls
and hang up on her instead!

What's that you say there, Sony?
You don't want my Christmas song?
It's because I'm Jewish, isn't it!
Wait, you say I got it wrong?

I'm what? Too old? You're shittin' me!
The girls all think I'm thrillin'
Do what? With who? Go where? Up yours!
And who the hell's Cass Dillon?

I mean, I can play you a memory,
Though I'm not really sure how it goes
But its sad and its sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger mans clothes

So I'm off the wagon once again
In some bar on Christmas eve
Calling the waiter "my friend John"
And demanding my drinks for free

When in walks a guy in a sailor suit
I shout "ahoy there Davy"
"I bet it's me that you're comin' to see"
and he feeds me my teeth! F%^k the Navy!!

I'm Billy Joel, goddammit
I'm famous, I'm groovy, I find
Everywhere I go folks love me
Including Fallujah in my mind

I'm Billy Joel, goddammit
I'm famous, I've kept my groove on
Next year I'll play Caesar's Palace
As a warmup act for Elton John

-- Greyhawk, 2008

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And finally, here's one I actually wrote in Baghdad, Christmas '04.


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Us Poor Bastards from Far From Perfect on December 14, 2008 8:47 PM

Well, I guess we know washed up singer Billy Joel's stance on the troops now. As far as I am concerned he can stay in Australia. Why is it these jokers think they can leave the country on tours, say whatever they want and there won't be any ...

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No Wonder it's free, It sucks big time. Billy Joels an ass anyway.

This isn't Billy Joel. This was performed by some protege of his. It came out last year. Cass Dillon is the name of the performer.

I don't actually see what's wrong with it. It doesn't seem anti-military to me. It might be anti-Iraq war, but I think we're overreacting here.

Hey, GH, give us some warning, huh!! You are HILARIOUS!!! Thanks for a good laugh today.

The spray in Vietnam was agent orange as I picked up another problem. So far I have lived a good live and will until the final day back our efforts in Vietnam.

Joel is a flaming as' hole

Don

"This isn't Billy Joel."

Yes it is. It's a song written, performed, and recorded by Billy Joel.

"This was performed by some protege of his. It came out last year. Cass Dillon is the name of the performer."

That's correct, as explained in the post above. And this year Billy is doing it.

"I don't actually see what's wrong with it."

The problem is, Billy Joel is an ignorant shitbag who thinks he can speak on my behalf. So I wrote a song on his behalf.

"It doesn't seem anti-military to me."

Who besides you is saying anything about him being anti-military?

"It might be anti-Iraq war, but I think we're overreacting here."

By writing my own parody song in response?

heres what I told fucknuts he does not even qualify as a friggin tool http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm2aqyXL7YE

full of all the talking points of the weary left: no one cares about the soldiers... this is just like the crusades... blood for oil... (couldn't he find anything to rhyme with haliburton? or bush.cheney.hitler?) yadayadayada.

and yes, dear billy is soooo concerned about "his fans that served in Iraq" that he hasn't gotten up the nerve to do a USO show or visit his "fans" in Iraq (maybe because the don't allow alcohol there?) -- and as best as I can determine, nor has he visited or performed for them anywhere else for that matter. heh.

Greyhawk, I don't think Billy Joel will like your song. He won't like you either, come to think about it. Oh, well. The feeling is mutual! BTW, you are a very good song writer. You should write more.

Re "full of all the talking points of the weary left": Full of all the talking points that the rabid, ridiculed, and repudiated right can't answer, you mean.

I have a pair of old Jump boots (size 12D) I will throw at that washed up old infidel, Billy Joel!Pig piss be upon him! My family of believers praise Allah for your rendition of "A Short Pianist's Lament"! Merry Xmas.

I posted about this song and video last year around this time. After my listen to the song and reading the lyrics there was no question in mind but that it was an anti-American, anti-military song but I posited the question. The responses were interesting in that Marines/soldiers who had served in Fallujah/Iraq agreed with me. Apparently, this song is still being peddled since a commenter from yesterday said she had just heard the song in Australia yesterday.

http://bearcreekledger.com/2007/12/06/what-do-you-think-christmas-in-fallujah-is-it-an-antiwar-song/

Chef Anthony Bourdain fired anyone who played Billy Joel songs in his kitchen...or so I heard.

I, sad to share, do not have a BJ CD, album, or tape. I never could get into his music. Since when is the Holy Land in Iraq unless he is thinking of ancient Babylon and the Diaspora?

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November 26, 2010


America@war
[Greyhawk]
I think anyone who's ever pondered the "comment" option - once only available on blogs and bulletin boards, now ubiquitous on almost any web site - will appreciate this:
The so-called faculty of writing is not so much a faculty of writing as it is a faculty of thinking. When a man says, "I have an idea but I can't express it"; that man hasn't an idea but merely a vague feeling. If a man has a feeling of that kind, and will sit down for a half an hour and persistently try to put into writing what he feels, the probabilities are at least 90 percent that he will either be able to record it, or else realize that he has no idea at all. In either case, he will do himself a benefit.

That's wisdom from the past, captured for posterity at the US Naval Institute, shared via the web on the institute's 137th anniversary.

From their about page:

The Naval Institute shall remain

INDEPENDENT - A non-profit member association, with no government support, that does not lobby for special interests;

NON-PARTISAN - An independent, professional military association with a mission, goals and objectives that transcend political affiliations; and shall encourage

IDEAS - Through its respected journals Proceedings and Naval History, its conferences, its books and its online content, in support of those who serve.

"The Naval Institute has three core activities," among them, History and Preservation:

The Naval Institute also has recently introduced Americans at War, a living history of Americans at war in their own words and from their own experiences. These 90-second vignettes convey powerful stories of inspiration, pride, and patriotism.

Take a look at the collection, and you'll see it's not limited to accounts from those who served on ships at sea, members of the other branches are well-represented.

I'm fortunate to have met USNI's Mary Ripley, she's responsible for the institute's oral history program (and she's the daughter of the late John Ripley, whose story is told here). She also deserves much credit for their blog. ("We're not the Navy nor any government agency. Blog and comment freely.") We met at a milblog conference - Mary knew (and I would come to realize) that milbloggers are the 21st-century version of exactly what the US Naval Institute is all about. Once that light bulb came on in my head, I mentioned a vague idea for a project to her - milblogs as the 21st century oral history that they are.

"Put that in writing," she said (of course - see first paragraph above!) - and here's part of the result.

Shortly after the first tent was pitched by the American military in Iraq a wire was connected to a computer therein, and the internet was available to a generation of Americans at war - many of whom had grown up online. From that point on, at any given moment, somewhere in Iraq a Soldier, Sailor, Airman or Marine was at a keyboard sharing the events of his or her day with the folks back home. While most would simply fire off an email, others took advantage of the (then) relatively new online blogging platforms to post their thoughts and experiences for the entire world to see. The milblog was born - and from that moment to this stories detailing everything from the most mundane aspects of camp life to intense combat action (often described within hours of the event) have been available on the web...

And et cetera - but since you're reading this on a milblog, you probably knew that. And you know that milblogs aren't just blogs written by troops at war, that many friends, family members, and supporters likewise documented their story of America at war online in near-real time, as those stories developed.

The diversity in membership of that group is broad, the one thing we all have in common is the impulse to make sense of the seemingly senseless, and communicate the tale - for each of us that impulse was strong enough to overcome whatever barriers prevent the vast majority of people from doing the same. Everyone at some point has some vague idea they believe should be shared - we were the people who, from some combination of internal and external urging, found and spent those many half hours persistently trying to write it down.

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But where will all that be in another 137 years? Or five or ten, for that matter. That's something I've asked myself since at least 2004 - when I wrote this:

Closing Blogs is nothing new. So many site's owners just give up on their own. They come and go, you know, these MilBloggers do. Like any other sort of blogger. Many post in the lonely down hours far from home, spill their guts for the world, then abandon their spots when the tour of duty is up. They have lives again somewhere in the world, and no need to share the details. So it goes.

Many are truly gone - no site left at all. "The page cannot be found." Other blogs remain, like abandoned defensive positions in shifting desert sands.

Membership in the ghost battalion has grown in the years since, and an ever growing majority of those abandoned-but-still-standing sites are vanishing. Have you checked out Lt Smash's site lately? How about Sgt Hook's? If you're a long-time milblog reader you know the first widely-read milblog from Operation Iraq Freedom and the first widely-read milblog from Afghanistan are both gone from the web. If you're a relative newcomer to this world you may never even have heard of them - or the dozens upon dozens of others who carried forth the standard they set down.

If you have a vague notion that something should be done about that, (a notion I've heard expressed more than once...) then you and I and the good folks at the US Naval Institute are in agreement. Preserving the history documented by the milbloggers is just one of the goals of the milblog project, the once-vague idea that we're now making real.

And it's a big idea, if I say so myself - too big to explain in one simple blog post, so stand by for more. Likewise, it's too big a task to be accomplished by just one person. So if you're a milblogger (and exactly what is a milblogger? is a topic for much further discussion on its own) I'm asking for your help. All I'll really need is just a little bit (maybe just one or two of those half hours...) of your time, and your willingness to tell the tale.

We've already made history, it's time to save it.

(More to follow...)




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Tending Distant
Fires


Far from hearth and home, watching
Cold alone but not alone
On distant shore and only wanting
Safe return and little more

What tales we'll tell
When that time comes
When tales can be told

When things grim
Seem far away
When other fires go cold

Some distant sunset, vision fading
Memories remain
And tired eyes gaze 'pon folded flags
While distant drums beat their refrain

Saluting fallen friends whose names
And youth will never fade
Here's to those on other shores,
for them live well, the price is paid

- Greyhawk,
Baghdad,
December 2004