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September 13, 2005

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Bambi Stokes-Hymington's NFL Preview

By Bambi Stokes-Hymington

Well, the big question most of you are wondering this first week of the NFL season is "where's Bambi been?" Let me tell you, I thought I was going on a nice family vacation to the Caribbean, but a near miss from a hurricane had everybody a bit on edge. That cut down a bit on the party atmosphere, until we realized it was headed away.

Speaking of Hurricanes, how about those Dolphins? Yet another game I picked right. More about that later, but first let's do talk about the hurricane that recently hit New Orleans. I've promised before that I won't talk about politics here, but hurricanes aren't political. I am glad to see a lot of reporters finally getting up the nerve to start blaming the President for what's wrong with this country. But what really gets my dander up is the folks who are trying to blame the victims - those people in New Orleans who are forced to suffer while the rest of you heat the earth with our SUVs.

Speaking of somebody with courage to speak up for the victims of this massacre, three cheers for Senator Mary Landrieu, who's taking a real "buck stops here" approach to putting those people in their place. If anyone wants to blame the people of New Orleans or Louisiana she's served notice: she's going to bop them right on the nose.

But Senator Mary Landrieu, a Democrat from Louisiana, lashed out at federal officials whom she said had denigrated local efforts to deal with the catastrophe.

"If one person criticises them or says one more thing, including the president of the United States, he will hear from me," she said on the ABC's This Week.

"One more word about it after this show airs and I might likely have to punch him. Literally."

That's right, she's going to punch them. And if you ask me they deserve it! Now, as for Chickenhawk McHitlerBurton, he had already admitted it was all his fault:
President George W. Bush, who flew to Alabama, Mississippi and New Orleans, earlier admitted the response to Katrina was "not acceptable". He said before leaving Washington: "We'll get on top of this situation and we're going to help the people that need help."
And so far I can't find any quotes where he tries to knock that battery off the Senator's shoulder, so no punch for him so far. But I'm watching.

In fact, I'm watching close, so I'm ready to start my list of people who will soon experience the most feared left hook in the Senate. Because to Senator Landrieu I say "You go girl!" And I'm going to do my part here and now to support her by compiling a "hit list" for her, so when she's done with her recovery efforts she can start whacking those people who have earned it.

First up, New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin, who tried to blame Governor Blanco for the delay. That's outrageous! Pow! Right in the kisser! Shame on him.

Next up, the people in charge of the Red Cross who said Governor Blanco blocked their delivery of aid. Horrible! I bet they won't be able to talk trash like that after Sentaor Landrieu knocks their stinking Red Cross teeth out.

Next in line is whoever took that picture of those buses. That's such a bunch of crap! Those buses are underwater - no one could possibly escape in those. And if you ask me - it's the administration in Washington who doesn't treat bus drivers right. That's not just my opinion, it's what the Senator said on Fox News. It's because of Bush that Mayor Nagin has trouble getting his people to come to work on a sunny day. And speaking of that, guess who else just asked for a Senator-flavored knuckle sandwich. That's right - Fox News. Watch this video - she gives a few verbal punches to the clown on Fox, and I'm sure the only thing that stopped her from physically jacking that jutting jaw was the fact that it wouldn't stop moving long enough for her to take aim or even get a word in edge wise. Watch the whole thing - it's a dirty shame to see people pointing fingers at the people of Louisiana like that. Watch the whole thing.

As for those busses, here's the first place I saw them, so punches for those guys too.

And if CNN isn't careful, they get a "kickback" from Senator Pain too. Watch this video, where they practically accuse Louisiana Governor Blanco of being responsible for all the problems.

Next in line for a Hertz Donut is the New York Times. Their story about the blocking of the bridges so that people couldn't escape New Orleans is the worst finger pointing of all. That should end those ridiculous claims that they're "left-wing". Then here's the ol' one two punch - one for you and one for you - and everyone you link to, too! And then another one for you!

Senator Landrieu might want to hit the gym, because she's got a lot of smack downs to administer - because I'm just getting started.

Update: President Bush admitted everything was all his fault again today. It's about time he admitted that again. I can't believe he waited eleven or twelve days since the last time he admitted it.

Update: Thank goodness we had the military to come in and take over after the federal government messed up, even though they're over stretched in Iraq.

Update: Ooops - almost forgot. Here's my predictions for last weekends games - as you can see, I was exactly right again.

Chicago 7 Washington 9
Denver 10 Miami 34
New Orleans 23 Carolina 20
Seattle 14 Jacksonville 26
Tennessee 7 Pittsburgh 34
Cincinnati 27 Cleveland 13
Houston 7 Buffalo 22
N.Y. Jets 7 Kansas City 27
Tampa Bay 24 Minnesota 13
Arizona 19 N.Y. Giants 42
Green Bay 3 Detroit 17
Dallas 28 San Diego 24
St. Louis 25 San Francisco 28
Indianapolis 24 Baltimore 7
Philadelphia 10 Atlanta 14


Posted by Bambi Stokes-Hymington / September 13, 2005 7:32 PM | Permalink

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Put me on her list too. I blame the people of New Orleans. I don't even blame the elected democrat leaders so much. I remember news reports with a virtually empty superdome when it hit. In order to blame the mayor, the people of NOLA would have had to chosen to either evacuate or go to the designated shelter. They didn't. They made the problem larger than dropping food into the superdome and fixing breaks in levees. It was they who pushed the problem to a scale that no one was prepared to deal with. I blame them. So put me on her list.

For decades we have heard that if a hurricane ever hit New orleans it would devastate the city. So a cat5 is out in the gulf with a bullseye painted on NOLA. The projected path was always NOLA and it was CAT4 near the Florida Keys. There were no active steeering currents and the gulf was exceptionally warm due to a relatively rainless summer. There were no sudden changes in path or surpise intensifications. This was all known days in advance.

Now I live in south florida. When a hurricane hits, you're pretty much on your own for a week while the roads are cleared and those on the brink of death are searched for and saved. It's just the way things are after a hurricane. Immediate and impending danger to prevent further injury takes top priority. Search and rescue is a large part, but not all. Helicopters are best used saving people and preventing structures from collapsing further. They are not best used plucking people from roofs or dropping off bags of ice. Even then, it takes time to secure an area and move assets into it.

So, to those who decided to stay in a city located six feet under sea level with a CAT5 headed straight at them I would say - "You stupid idiot. What did you expect?"

"President Bush said today that he accepted responsibility for the extent to which the federal government fell short in the Hurricane Katrina relief effort."

Can't wait for all the sick mainstream LLL and their MSM talk about Bush's confession and leaving out "...to which the federal government fell short.." phrase. Wonder if the loud mouths will openly back a 'Katrina Act' which permits the President to suspend the authority of mayors and governors for 30 days in the case of immediate and pending natural disasters? Heh.

Alrighty, I'm confused. I think the posting is satirically funny but who's this Bambi? Have I missed something since the last FB season? I'd love to have Sen. Mary come up to try and give me a punch. Bring it on baby, let's see if she has anything but asinine words to throw out.

Please tell me the paragraph that starts "Next in line is whoever took that picture of those buses..." is satire. Please tell me that the statement that those buses are underwater and couldn't move anybody is sarcasm! What about BEFORE they were underwater?! I genuinely hope that this was sarcasm, as I've read your previous blogs and they are on the money!

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November 26, 2010


America@war
[Greyhawk]
I think anyone who's ever pondered the "comment" option - once only available on blogs and bulletin boards, now ubiquitous on almost any web site - will appreciate this:
The so-called faculty of writing is not so much a faculty of writing as it is a faculty of thinking. When a man says, "I have an idea but I can't express it"; that man hasn't an idea but merely a vague feeling. If a man has a feeling of that kind, and will sit down for a half an hour and persistently try to put into writing what he feels, the probabilities are at least 90 percent that he will either be able to record it, or else realize that he has no idea at all. In either case, he will do himself a benefit.

That's wisdom from the past, captured for posterity at the US Naval Institute, shared via the web on the institute's 137th anniversary.

From their about page:

The Naval Institute shall remain

INDEPENDENT - A non-profit member association, with no government support, that does not lobby for special interests;

NON-PARTISAN - An independent, professional military association with a mission, goals and objectives that transcend political affiliations; and shall encourage

IDEAS - Through its respected journals Proceedings and Naval History, its conferences, its books and its online content, in support of those who serve.

"The Naval Institute has three core activities," among them, History and Preservation:

The Naval Institute also has recently introduced Americans at War, a living history of Americans at war in their own words and from their own experiences. These 90-second vignettes convey powerful stories of inspiration, pride, and patriotism.

Take a look at the collection, and you'll see it's not limited to accounts from those who served on ships at sea, members of the other branches are well-represented.

I'm fortunate to have met USNI's Mary Ripley, she's responsible for the institute's oral history program (and she's the daughter of the late John Ripley, whose story is told here). She also deserves much credit for their blog. ("We're not the Navy nor any government agency. Blog and comment freely.") We met at a milblog conference - Mary knew (and I would come to realize) that milbloggers are the 21st-century version of exactly what the US Naval Institute is all about. Once that light bulb came on in my head, I mentioned a vague idea for a project to her - milblogs as the 21st century oral history that they are.

"Put that in writing," she said (of course - see first paragraph above!) - and here's part of the result.

Shortly after the first tent was pitched by the American military in Iraq a wire was connected to a computer therein, and the internet was available to a generation of Americans at war - many of whom had grown up online. From that point on, at any given moment, somewhere in Iraq a Soldier, Sailor, Airman or Marine was at a keyboard sharing the events of his or her day with the folks back home. While most would simply fire off an email, others took advantage of the (then) relatively new online blogging platforms to post their thoughts and experiences for the entire world to see. The milblog was born - and from that moment to this stories detailing everything from the most mundane aspects of camp life to intense combat action (often described within hours of the event) have been available on the web...

And et cetera - but since you're reading this on a milblog, you probably knew that. And you know that milblogs aren't just blogs written by troops at war, that many friends, family members, and supporters likewise documented their story of America at war online in near-real time, as those stories developed.

The diversity in membership of that group is broad, the one thing we all have in common is the impulse to make sense of the seemingly senseless, and communicate the tale - for each of us that impulse was strong enough to overcome whatever barriers prevent the vast majority of people from doing the same. Everyone at some point has some vague idea they believe should be shared - we were the people who, from some combination of internal and external urging, found and spent those many half hours persistently trying to write it down.

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But where will all that be in another 137 years? Or five or ten, for that matter. That's something I've asked myself since at least 2004 - when I wrote this:

Closing Blogs is nothing new. So many site's owners just give up on their own. They come and go, you know, these MilBloggers do. Like any other sort of blogger. Many post in the lonely down hours far from home, spill their guts for the world, then abandon their spots when the tour of duty is up. They have lives again somewhere in the world, and no need to share the details. So it goes.

Many are truly gone - no site left at all. "The page cannot be found." Other blogs remain, like abandoned defensive positions in shifting desert sands.

Membership in the ghost battalion has grown in the years since, and an ever growing majority of those abandoned-but-still-standing sites are vanishing. Have you checked out Lt Smash's site lately? How about Sgt Hook's? If you're a long-time milblog reader you know the first widely-read milblog from Operation Iraq Freedom and the first widely-read milblog from Afghanistan are both gone from the web. If you're a relative newcomer to this world you may never even have heard of them - or the dozens upon dozens of others who carried forth the standard they set down.

If you have a vague notion that something should be done about that, (a notion I've heard expressed more than once...) then you and I and the good folks at the US Naval Institute are in agreement. Preserving the history documented by the milbloggers is just one of the goals of the milblog project, the once-vague idea that we're now making real.

And it's a big idea, if I say so myself - too big to explain in one simple blog post, so stand by for more. Likewise, it's too big a task to be accomplished by just one person. So if you're a milblogger (and exactly what is a milblogger? is a topic for much further discussion on its own) I'm asking for your help. All I'll really need is just a little bit (maybe just one or two of those half hours...) of your time, and your willingness to tell the tale.

We've already made history, it's time to save it.

(More to follow...)




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Tending Distant
Fires


Far from hearth and home, watching
Cold alone but not alone
On distant shore and only wanting
Safe return and little more

What tales we'll tell
When that time comes
When tales can be told

When things grim
Seem far away
When other fires go cold

Some distant sunset, vision fading
Memories remain
And tired eyes gaze 'pon folded flags
While distant drums beat their refrain

Saluting fallen friends whose names
And youth will never fade
Here's to those on other shores,
for them live well, the price is paid

- Greyhawk,
Baghdad,
December 2004