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Greetings! You are reading an article from The Mudville Gazette. To reach the front page, with all the latest news and views, click the logo above or "main" below. Thanks for stopping by! October 1, 2006 Fire Photon TorpedoesBy Greyhawk...or something else. The NY Times reports that the "$436.6 billion military spending bill passed Friday". "Spending bill" is a media description, not the actual name of the bill, but it is descriptive. Americans will be shocked, shocked I tell you, to discover that "Lawmakers... found room in the bill to pay for thousands of requests never sought by the Defense Department." The total cost of earmarks is subject to debate. The House Appropriations Committee said the value of the “member projects” in the spending bill this time was $6.7 billion, down from $7.7 billion in the bill approved last year. The Congressional Research Service estimated the total cost of earmarks in last year’s bill at more than $9 billion. Taxpayers for Common Sense, a nonpartisan group, has identified well over 2,000 earmarks in this year’s bill, roughly on par with last year’s.Read/search the bill online here. Given the recently passed earmark transparency bill (actual name: "Federal Funding Accountability and Transparency Act") we may see some interesting media or blog coverage of these items. Ironically, the first spending bill passed after the heralded and praised earmark transparency bill doesn't have a single lawmaker owning up to an earmark. All of the bill's $433.6 billion in spending has sailed through the new rule's wide-open loopholes. The only acknowledgement of the change is a small mention at the end of the conference report stating that no provisions meet the earmark criteria. Even the bill writers didn't say the bill didn't contain earmarks, just that none meet the definition outlined in the rule change.So there. But whatever follows, I hope no one goes after this project: Among the earmarks identified by Taxpayers for Common Sense were $1.7 million for photon research in upstate New York, care of Senators Hillary Rodham Clinton and Charles E. Schumer...Because we need the photon torpedoes first, damn it. Posted by Greyhawk / October 1, 2006 4:52 PM | Permalink 11 Comments |
November 26, 2010America@war [Greyhawk]
I think anyone who's ever pondered the "comment" option - once only available on blogs and bulletin boards, now ubiquitous on almost any web site - will appreciate this:
The so-called faculty of writing is not so much a faculty of writing as it is a faculty of thinking. When a man says, "I have an idea but I can't express it"; that man hasn't an idea but merely a vague feeling. If a man has a feeling of that kind, and will sit down for a half an hour and persistently try to put into writing what he feels, the probabilities are at least 90 percent that he will either be able to record it, or else realize that he has no idea at all. In either case, he will do himself a benefit. That's wisdom from the past, captured for posterity at the US Naval Institute, shared via the web on the institute's 137th anniversary. From their about page:
"The Naval Institute has three core activities," among them, History and Preservation: The Naval Institute also has recently introduced Americans at War, a living history of Americans at war in their own words and from their own experiences. These 90-second vignettes convey powerful stories of inspiration, pride, and patriotism. Take a look at the collection, and you'll see it's not limited to accounts from those who served on ships at sea, members of the other branches are well-represented. I'm fortunate to have met USNI's Mary Ripley, she's responsible for the institute's oral history program (and she's the daughter of the late John Ripley, whose story is told here). She also deserves much credit for their blog. ("We're not the Navy nor any government agency. Blog and comment freely.") We met at a milblog conference - Mary knew (and I would come to realize) that milbloggers are the 21st-century version of exactly what the US Naval Institute is all about. Once that light bulb came on in my head, I mentioned a vague idea for a project to her - milblogs as the 21st century oral history that they are. "Put that in writing," she said (of course - see first paragraph above!) - and here's part of the result. Shortly after the first tent was pitched by the American military in Iraq a wire was connected to a computer therein, and the internet was available to a generation of Americans at war - many of whom had grown up online. From that point on, at any given moment, somewhere in Iraq a Soldier, Sailor, Airman or Marine was at a keyboard sharing the events of his or her day with the folks back home. While most would simply fire off an email, others took advantage of the (then) relatively new online blogging platforms to post their thoughts and experiences for the entire world to see. The milblog was born - and from that moment to this stories detailing everything from the most mundane aspects of camp life to intense combat action (often described within hours of the event) have been available on the web... And et cetera - but since you're reading this on a milblog, you probably knew that. And you know that milblogs aren't just blogs written by troops at war, that many friends, family members, and supporters likewise documented their story of America at war online in near-real time, as those stories developed. The diversity in membership of that group is broad, the one thing we all have in common is the impulse to make sense of the seemingly senseless, and communicate the tale - for each of us that impulse was strong enough to overcome whatever barriers prevent the vast majority of people from doing the same. Everyone at some point has some vague idea they believe should be shared - we were the people who, from some combination of internal and external urging, found and spent those many half hours persistently trying to write it down. But where will all that be in another 137 years? Or five or ten, for that matter. That's something I've asked myself since at least 2004 - when I wrote this:
Membership in the ghost battalion has grown in the years since, and an ever growing majority of those abandoned-but-still-standing sites are vanishing. Have you checked out Lt Smash's site lately? How about Sgt Hook's? If you're a long-time milblog reader you know the first widely-read milblog from Operation Iraq Freedom and the first widely-read milblog from Afghanistan are both gone from the web. If you're a relative newcomer to this world you may never even have heard of them - or the dozens upon dozens of others who carried forth the standard they set down. If you have a vague notion that something should be done about that, (a notion I've heard expressed more than once...) then you and I and the good folks at the US Naval Institute are in agreement. Preserving the history documented by the milbloggers is just one of the goals of the milblog project, the once-vague idea that we're now making real. And it's a big idea, if I say so myself - too big to explain in one simple blog post, so stand by for more. Likewise, it's too big a task to be accomplished by just one person. So if you're a milblogger (and exactly what is a milblogger? is a topic for much further discussion on its own) I'm asking for your help. All I'll really need is just a little bit (maybe just one or two of those half hours...) of your time, and your willingness to tell the tale. We've already made history, it's time to save it. (More to follow...) Posted 4:02 PM | Permalink |
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Does it mention anti-matter production and containment research? Because thats kind of necessary for photon torpedos.
Oh and funding for moving the research labs to somewhere safe like, say, the Oort Cloud.
Rather have Predator drones with frickin' lasers on them. Would be cheaper. ;-)
I excerpted and linked at Old War Dogs >> Bill's Bites -- 2006.10.01. Still can't leave you trackbacks.
They can do all the photon research they want but what are the chances of Clinton or Schumer ever seeing the light?
If we have Photon torpedos, then we can re-deploy our troops to Alpha Centurie (sp?)
Marvin ... if the Senators from New York got this research funded, how about the funding for the next-generation Iludyian Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator?
I think that you, of all people, would be in a position to know ...
Nope, they have to protect the B1RD and GU11 funding.
Not to mention, the Iludyian lobby has another political liability ... any day now, the Senate may pass a bill defining the rehydration of Martians as "torture" a la waterboarding ...
... and PETA's going to be up in arms about dressing up dogs in Roman leather and sneakers.
Rigel Kentaurus A (Alpha Centauri)
HEEEEEEYYYYY! I am a rocket scientist. I think photon research is valuable. How else will we find out how photons mate and reproduce and then be able to control their minds to do our bidding. Imagine billions and billions of photons working together shoulder to shoulder to develop the Iludyian Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator?
And we'll straighten out all of those bad directions people get (No more wrong left turns at Albuquerque). I'd support this with all of $50 just for the laughs.
Seriously, I am sure there are any number of useful research projects into photons which could be funded. I don't know whether this one is valid or not, but I think we might be jumping to conclusions as to whether or not these are justified. I'd like a little more information before saying it is a waste.
Subsunk
Imagine billions and billions of photons working together shoulder to shoulder to develop the Iludyian Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator?
Are we talkin' about frickin' la-zer's here, Subsunk? Throw me a bone!
Next thing you know, you'll want to mount them frickin' la-zers on the heads of frickin' sharks ... either the kind PETA loves, or the steel-skinned/nuclear-powered/XXXL kind within whose taut bellies you used to reside.
We would be wise to take your advice, and check this out before passing judgment ...
... we just react this way to the initial reports because, unlike Dr. Evil's organization, Congress does tolerate "fail-ure" ... for even "fail-ures" can be the catalyst for the converting of our tax dollars by Congress' fast-breeder political reactors (like the two Senators mentioned) into prodigious amounts of pork, which brings further fuel to the process.
(and, didya' notice, since the advent of GPS, the reports of rabbits making wrong turns at Albequerque have dropped sharply. Wonder if Warner Bros. bought their star a TomTom?)
Rich,
I've been traveling. Sorry to get back to you so late.
You're correct. In this day and age, no rabbits need ever make wrong turns anymore. I wonder whether it was a breeding program or whether GPS receivers are all so cheap that even poor rabbits can afford them now? See, who knows? Those photons might become so cheap through this research that producing them may one day become as common as flipping on a light switch!
That being said, is there a breeding program for more curvaceous female humans and where do I sign up??? --- to judge their breeding, obviously. After all, the Submarine Force IS an all volunteer force and I certainly want to do my share to help out my country in the improved female department. (Is that a non sequitur? They obviously are as close to perfect as anything I've ever come across.)
Subsunk
PS,
Almost missed the Taut Dog reference, Rich. You've been researching so well, haven't you? We used to dream of the Laser Persicope one day in the future. Flip up the guard over the button, push it and bore a 6 foot hole into the side of the Kara class cruiser screaming across the ocean to get to us. Bye Kara!
Yes, indeed, I was a Taut Dog once upon a time. Before that I was just a Dog at Texas A&M. And a repository for every Aggie joke ever written.
My, times have changed. Now, I'm just stupid, fat, senile, old and my nuts seem to have developed some kind of rash, according to certain folks around here. Maybe there's a treatment for that.
I know, it's called humor.
Have a nice day, Rich.
Subsunk out.