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February 1, 2005

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All your GI Joe Belong to Us

By Greyhawk

GI Joe has been taken hostage! Quick - call the Power Rangers!

More here

I know a lot of you bastards are laughing about this out there, but Joe and I go way back, to before I joined the military. We're about the same age, but it seems like he's always been on duty, except for that >brief break in the '70s when he joined the Action Squad, or whatever that wimpy civilian outfit was called. Anyhow, it was Joe that taught me the importance of lifelike hair and kung fu grip, and I'm telling you this now: as God is my witness, I'm bringing him out.

Wish me luck.

Update
By the way, I think a lot of you are dismissing this because he's a black GI Joe and not a white doll. That doesn't fly in this war, buddy. The color of your plastic doesn't make you any less of a man. It's what's inside that counts, and that Joe has heart. Look at his face - that's defiance, without a speck of fear.

I will not see this man sent to meet his maker like this.

I'll keep you updated. Greyhawk out.

b>Update: More here


Posted by Greyhawk / February 1, 2005 10:05 PM | Permalink

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Derka Derka from The Indepundit on February 1, 2005 11:52 PM

I swear I'm not making this up... GI JOE has been taken hostage. Where is Team America when you need them? (Hat tip: Greyhawk)... Read More

AP reported earlier today that terrorists claimed to have take a US serviceman hostage, and released a photograph. Yeah, well, turns out that they appear to have captured a GI Joe. Reports do not indicate which member of the Joe team it was. The... Read More

Derka Derka from The Indepundit on February 2, 2005 5:16 PM

I swear I'm not making this up... GI JOE has been taken hostage. Where is Team America when you need them? (Hat tip: Greyhawk) UPDATE: Will someone please tell The Guardian that this was a hoax? (Hat tip: Glenn)... Read More

CODY kidnapped! - Yes that doll, that even I believed was a real American soldier. Well it's not or at least that's what the US Military is saying. It seems this Cody doll is sold in Kuwait at shops that... Read More

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Somepeople have entirely too much time on their hands. Stop having fun!

This is the funniest thing I've seen in days! Instapundit has links to others now, and the drink alert is definitely in effect before you click.

They blow up retarded kids and kidnap GI Joe. Now you know that these guys were probably the little peeping tom, booger eaters everybody always picked on in school.

I mean, everybody knows that the first step to being a mass murderer is to tear the heads off dolls, torture puppies and pick on weaker kids. If only their parents had seen the signs.

CNN Headline news just ran the story (7:30 pm EST) saying the hostage "may" be a doll and citing an unnamed toy maker. No picture though. Quick as lightning, those folks at MSM.

It's not a DOLL people - it's an ACTION FIGURE!

I understand that we are sending in the Rockem Sockem robots for an 'extraction'.

Kidding aside, these thugs are pathetic. I won't hold my breath for the truth to be broadcast on Al-Jazeera.

Hi :)

Thought you might like to know the truth about the "captured soldier."

http://www.alexanderjason.com/hostage.htm

Cindy

The proper phrase is: All your GI Joe ARE belong to us. Just thought you'd like to know.

"Hah! You will withdraw all your forces or we will set John Adam on fire, detonate firecrackers strapped to his body, and put him in the microwave for thirty min-" "SIR!" "GAH! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK FIRST?!" "Sorry, sir!" "...you didn't see anything, did you?" "No, sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again, sir!"

Sorry, had a "Spaceballs" moment.

I have a George W. Bush Pilot "action figure" prepped to fly the rescue mission. Honest guys, you cant make this stuff up. I think the insurgency has "jumped the shark".

I have not laughed this much in years. Do you thing Al Jazeera will get the Pulitzer Prize or maybe som kind of Nobel award for there on the spot reporting?


You can rest assured my friend the N.A F.T. (National Association For Toys) is not taking this lightly. We have mobilized every asset we have in our vast arsenal to free our black brother from further abuse from those terrible terroists. The Jeff Gordon action figure is patroling the streets of Bagdad in a newly re-armored Hum Vee even as we speak. If necessary we are fully prepared to pull up the Justice League of America to get this brave figurine free from their stinking clutches.

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America@war
[Greyhawk]
I think anyone who's ever pondered the "comment" option - once only available on blogs and bulletin boards, now ubiquitous on almost any web site - will appreciate this:
The so-called faculty of writing is not so much a faculty of writing as it is a faculty of thinking. When a man says, "I have an idea but I can't express it"; that man hasn't an idea but merely a vague feeling. If a man has a feeling of that kind, and will sit down for a half an hour and persistently try to put into writing what he feels, the probabilities are at least 90 percent that he will either be able to record it, or else realize that he has no idea at all. In either case, he will do himself a benefit.

That's wisdom from the past, captured for posterity at the US Naval Institute, shared via the web on the institute's 137th anniversary.

From their about page:

The Naval Institute shall remain

INDEPENDENT - A non-profit member association, with no government support, that does not lobby for special interests;

NON-PARTISAN - An independent, professional military association with a mission, goals and objectives that transcend political affiliations; and shall encourage

IDEAS - Through its respected journals Proceedings and Naval History, its conferences, its books and its online content, in support of those who serve.

"The Naval Institute has three core activities," among them, History and Preservation:

The Naval Institute also has recently introduced Americans at War, a living history of Americans at war in their own words and from their own experiences. These 90-second vignettes convey powerful stories of inspiration, pride, and patriotism.

Take a look at the collection, and you'll see it's not limited to accounts from those who served on ships at sea, members of the other branches are well-represented.

I'm fortunate to have met USNI's Mary Ripley, she's responsible for the institute's oral history program (and she's the daughter of the late John Ripley, whose story is told here). She also deserves much credit for their blog. ("We're not the Navy nor any government agency. Blog and comment freely.") We met at a milblog conference - Mary knew (and I would come to realize) that milbloggers are the 21st-century version of exactly what the US Naval Institute is all about. Once that light bulb came on in my head, I mentioned a vague idea for a project to her - milblogs as the 21st century oral history that they are.

"Put that in writing," she said (of course - see first paragraph above!) - and here's part of the result.

Shortly after the first tent was pitched by the American military in Iraq a wire was connected to a computer therein, and the internet was available to a generation of Americans at war - many of whom had grown up online. From that point on, at any given moment, somewhere in Iraq a Soldier, Sailor, Airman or Marine was at a keyboard sharing the events of his or her day with the folks back home. While most would simply fire off an email, others took advantage of the (then) relatively new online blogging platforms to post their thoughts and experiences for the entire world to see. The milblog was born - and from that moment to this stories detailing everything from the most mundane aspects of camp life to intense combat action (often described within hours of the event) have been available on the web...

And et cetera - but since you're reading this on a milblog, you probably knew that. And you know that milblogs aren't just blogs written by troops at war, that many friends, family members, and supporters likewise documented their story of America at war online in near-real time, as those stories developed.

The diversity in membership of that group is broad, the one thing we all have in common is the impulse to make sense of the seemingly senseless, and communicate the tale - for each of us that impulse was strong enough to overcome whatever barriers prevent the vast majority of people from doing the same. Everyone at some point has some vague idea they believe should be shared - we were the people who, from some combination of internal and external urging, found and spent those many half hours persistently trying to write it down.

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But where will all that be in another 137 years? Or five or ten, for that matter. That's something I've asked myself since at least 2004 - when I wrote this:

Closing Blogs is nothing new. So many site's owners just give up on their own. They come and go, you know, these MilBloggers do. Like any other sort of blogger. Many post in the lonely down hours far from home, spill their guts for the world, then abandon their spots when the tour of duty is up. They have lives again somewhere in the world, and no need to share the details. So it goes.

Many are truly gone - no site left at all. "The page cannot be found." Other blogs remain, like abandoned defensive positions in shifting desert sands.

Membership in the ghost battalion has grown in the years since, and an ever growing majority of those abandoned-but-still-standing sites are vanishing. Have you checked out Lt Smash's site lately? How about Sgt Hook's? If you're a long-time milblog reader you know the first widely-read milblog from Operation Iraq Freedom and the first widely-read milblog from Afghanistan are both gone from the web. If you're a relative newcomer to this world you may never even have heard of them - or the dozens upon dozens of others who carried forth the standard they set down.

If you have a vague notion that something should be done about that, (a notion I've heard expressed more than once...) then you and I and the good folks at the US Naval Institute are in agreement. Preserving the history documented by the milbloggers is just one of the goals of the milblog project, the once-vague idea that we're now making real.

And it's a big idea, if I say so myself - too big to explain in one simple blog post, so stand by for more. Likewise, it's too big a task to be accomplished by just one person. So if you're a milblogger (and exactly what is a milblogger? is a topic for much further discussion on its own) I'm asking for your help. All I'll really need is just a little bit (maybe just one or two of those half hours...) of your time, and your willingness to tell the tale.

We've already made history, it's time to save it.

(More to follow...)




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Tending Distant
Fires


Far from hearth and home, watching
Cold alone but not alone
On distant shore and only wanting
Safe return and little more

What tales we'll tell
When that time comes
When tales can be told

When things grim
Seem far away
When other fires go cold

Some distant sunset, vision fading
Memories remain
And tired eyes gaze 'pon folded flags
While distant drums beat their refrain

Saluting fallen friends whose names
And youth will never fade
Here's to those on other shores,
for them live well, the price is paid

- Greyhawk,
Baghdad,
December 2004