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Greetings! You are reading an article from The Mudville Gazette. To reach the front page, with all the latest news and views, click the logo above or "main" below. Thanks for stopping by! May 21, 2003 Ooglay Hussein's DiaryByHello America! Here again is Ooglay, soon perhaps to be more famous! How, Ooglay, could you, the talking of all of Hollywood, be more famous? I will be telling you the great new things that Allah wills. I am taken to dinner with big Hollywood movie producer or director wants to make story of how evil American Georgeboosh made my country a stinking crater so he could be having my Glorious Father's Oils. Also with us is William Morris agent for Ooglay and some hooker they think will make me happy. Or maybe she is movie star, I can't ever tell. So we are eating and some drunk shows up starts bothering producer. "Hey, Alterman, what you doing? Who's your rag head buddy?" And producer doesn't want to say who I am for fear this man will exploit me (which many in Hollywood are in fear of others who might exploit me and they just want to help) but of course I already have finger curled around trigger of my glock as soon as he said "rag head" you know? Also I should tell you, though in my country I wear business suit here it is better I wear Arab robes and headdress. This is so no one like lunatic John Ashcroft or police will bother me because it would be racial profiles, okay? Is trick I learned from Osama. Is how he travels here. So my producer friend is telling his drunken infidel newpaper man to move on but newspaperman says something about "panning next movie" and soon Ooglay is shaking hands and hello saying with foul smelling infidel newsman. Then he is eating with us! Okay, so soon he is saying "You know Oogie, (lots of Hollywoods call me Oogie or Oogster or something. I will laugh when they burn in lake of fire. Not after death, before. But that's another plan. Tell you later.), my man, I've got a buddy back east desperate for some diversity in his outfit. They just lost a colored guy they had working for 'em and I think you'd fit in nicely there. Interested?" So I am wondering what is "colored guy" but soon my agent from William Morris is talking percentages and copyrights, reprints, book options, I don't know. By now we done eating and getting to part where star hooker whatever girl is really starting to bat eyes at Ooglay and telling me how she was rejected by Joe Millionaire but maybe Oog Billionaire could help her forget. Whatever. Oog doesn't care, you know? But there is room in harem. When I say this she giggles and laughs but I don't know why. "Oogman, baby, sign here." Says agent and I do, quickly, because leg rub has begun. Okay so next day it turns out I am reporter for New Yorks Time! Yes, I Ooglay am writing now for American newspaper! This is fonny, yes? So I will be "helping to shape public opinion" is what they are saying. And "Write whatever. We have editors and translators to do the rest." So I don't know what to write first. Am I needs something different then Mudville Gazette Ooglay Hussein's Diary entries or can I be submitting them? Then I remember picture I found on refrigerator door at famous singer's house I'm staying in. Is beautiful girl picture. American girl, I'm surprised to learn. But I don't know her. So I will write in newspaper to find her! "Hey, who is this girl? Anybody in America knows this beautiful angry girl who has captured Ooglay's heart with her hot angry good lookings and attitude please contact Ooglay through this paper or Mudville Gazette, okay? I want her!" Now here is when Ooglay learns how good writing he is. Once editors and translators are done, it is turning out to be five-thousand word essay! Look here is first little part: "Who is she, that gracious free spirit that gave so much of herself in so noble a cause? Can I ever get to know her now? My quest may seem futile, but I am driven, perhaps by that same sense of wanderlust and desire that drove this bright young mind to seek out a higher path, a bright tomorrow, and a better world." I am good, yes? Wait til you see whole article in Sunday paper. Hah! I am making something of myself while my esteemed brothers can only be sitting on beach of French Riviera. I'll bet my glorious father will deliver a fisted pounding to them both when he is seeing my accomplishment. Lazy brothers! They will be getting some smacking from his sandals soon I am telling you now. Oh, here is girl picture.
Posted by / May 21, 2003 2:27 AM | Permalink 5 Comments |
November 26, 2010America@war [Greyhawk]
I think anyone who's ever pondered the "comment" option - once only available on blogs and bulletin boards, now ubiquitous on almost any web site - will appreciate this:
The so-called faculty of writing is not so much a faculty of writing as it is a faculty of thinking. When a man says, "I have an idea but I can't express it"; that man hasn't an idea but merely a vague feeling. If a man has a feeling of that kind, and will sit down for a half an hour and persistently try to put into writing what he feels, the probabilities are at least 90 percent that he will either be able to record it, or else realize that he has no idea at all. In either case, he will do himself a benefit. That's wisdom from the past, captured for posterity at the US Naval Institute, shared via the web on the institute's 137th anniversary. From their about page:
"The Naval Institute has three core activities," among them, History and Preservation: The Naval Institute also has recently introduced Americans at War, a living history of Americans at war in their own words and from their own experiences. These 90-second vignettes convey powerful stories of inspiration, pride, and patriotism. Take a look at the collection, and you'll see it's not limited to accounts from those who served on ships at sea, members of the other branches are well-represented. I'm fortunate to have met USNI's Mary Ripley, she's responsible for the institute's oral history program (and she's the daughter of the late John Ripley, whose story is told here). She also deserves much credit for their blog. ("We're not the Navy nor any government agency. Blog and comment freely.") We met at a milblog conference - Mary knew (and I would come to realize) that milbloggers are the 21st-century version of exactly what the US Naval Institute is all about. Once that light bulb came on in my head, I mentioned a vague idea for a project to her - milblogs as the 21st century oral history that they are. "Put that in writing," she said (of course - see first paragraph above!) - and here's part of the result. Shortly after the first tent was pitched by the American military in Iraq a wire was connected to a computer therein, and the internet was available to a generation of Americans at war - many of whom had grown up online. From that point on, at any given moment, somewhere in Iraq a Soldier, Sailor, Airman or Marine was at a keyboard sharing the events of his or her day with the folks back home. While most would simply fire off an email, others took advantage of the (then) relatively new online blogging platforms to post their thoughts and experiences for the entire world to see. The milblog was born - and from that moment to this stories detailing everything from the most mundane aspects of camp life to intense combat action (often described within hours of the event) have been available on the web... And et cetera - but since you're reading this on a milblog, you probably knew that. And you know that milblogs aren't just blogs written by troops at war, that many friends, family members, and supporters likewise documented their story of America at war online in near-real time, as those stories developed. The diversity in membership of that group is broad, the one thing we all have in common is the impulse to make sense of the seemingly senseless, and communicate the tale - for each of us that impulse was strong enough to overcome whatever barriers prevent the vast majority of people from doing the same. Everyone at some point has some vague idea they believe should be shared - we were the people who, from some combination of internal and external urging, found and spent those many half hours persistently trying to write it down. But where will all that be in another 137 years? Or five or ten, for that matter. That's something I've asked myself since at least 2004 - when I wrote this:
Membership in the ghost battalion has grown in the years since, and an ever growing majority of those abandoned-but-still-standing sites are vanishing. Have you checked out Lt Smash's site lately? How about Sgt Hook's? If you're a long-time milblog reader you know the first widely-read milblog from Operation Iraq Freedom and the first widely-read milblog from Afghanistan are both gone from the web. If you're a relative newcomer to this world you may never even have heard of them - or the dozens upon dozens of others who carried forth the standard they set down. If you have a vague notion that something should be done about that, (a notion I've heard expressed more than once...) then you and I and the good folks at the US Naval Institute are in agreement. Preserving the history documented by the milbloggers is just one of the goals of the milblog project, the once-vague idea that we're now making real. And it's a big idea, if I say so myself - too big to explain in one simple blog post, so stand by for more. Likewise, it's too big a task to be accomplished by just one person. So if you're a milblogger (and exactly what is a milblogger? is a topic for much further discussion on its own) I'm asking for your help. All I'll really need is just a little bit (maybe just one or two of those half hours...) of your time, and your willingness to tell the tale. We've already made history, it's time to save it. (More to follow...) Posted 4:02 PM | Permalink |
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I just knew it was going to be Rachel Corrie.
You are knowing her? At last! What is phone number? Ooglay must find!!!
That information is going to cost you Oogles. And I want cold, hard American cash, not dinar!
Ooglay! You rock, dude! You and Queasy and Odious should get into many fisted fightings over her. She is a dish. WOWZA!
your dumb